Definitions by BecBec

Julio disease 

Every sexual disease known to man, including the undiscovered. Originated from an illegal immigrant, Julio, who hooked up with random men on Grindr and refused to use protection.

Masta Rebecca: "Ah man, you got the Julio disease?"

Slave Marvin: "Yeah, I got it from Eric on Grindr."

Masta Rebecca:"Ew, don't touch me!"

Julio disease by Becbec January 10, 2017

Julio disease 

Every sexual disease known to man, including the unknown. Orginated from an illegal immigrant, Julio, who hooked up with random men on Grindr, refusing to use protection.

Masta Rebecca: "Ah man, you got the Julio disease?"

Slave Marvin: "Yeah, I got it from Eric on Grindr."

Masta Rebecca: "Ew, don't touch me!"

Julio disease by Becbec January 10, 2017

baby penguin 

Someone who is completely naive or innocent who you could never picture doing anything sexual. Usually refers to males. Not based on physical appearance.

"He's SUCH a baby penguin!!!"
"I know! Girls are too sexual for him..."

baby penguin by becbec March 7, 2012

Vasa

Torture device used by swimmers to strengthen upper body. Sometimes used with weights and/or bands to make it even harder. Often used under the supervision of Meredith or John, in which case cheating is not possible.

Bridget: "guess what! worst news of my life! my mom might buy a vasa for my house!"

Swimmer: "oh my god this vasa is so hard, I can't do it anymore."
John/Meredith: "come on, keep going, its only 3 on the 1:00 fly! make sure your recovery position is correct."
Swimmer: (dying)

Vasa by BecBec January 15, 2007