Beans-N-Fixins''s definitions

IJQ

I Just Queefed; used in online chatting to relate the experience of vaginal flatulence.

Chris: "IJQ!"
Barnsey: "You too?!"

by Beans-N-Fixins' August 3, 2007

IJJ

I Just Jizzed; used during the act of cybersex to inform the partner that one has just ejaculated. May also be used in conversation to relate a particularly arousing experience, such as seeing a loved one naked, or being fondled unexpectedly.

Chris: "Dude, IJJ!"
Barnes: "Me too!"
Both: "Small penis, up top!"

by Beans-N-Fixins' August 3, 2007