Beans's definitions

fink

dirty bastard

"Dump your fink of a boyfriend!"

by Beans October 1, 2003

sloof

something reely good. Used in place of cool or sweet or awesome.

aw man that game was sloof

by Beans March 31, 2004

Parker

Big white male who never swears pants is rich for no reason and has no balls

Parker has balls

by Beans February 29, 2020

beantopia

beantopia was an ancient 3 day old society located in apple valley cal. The extremely sexxy king beans of nato controls his minions and then has massive desert orgies involving jewburgers and girafs.

Mr. feinstein of history class

by beans March 24, 2005

White male

A skinny child named Jacob

A white male jumped into the pool at the brinks house

by Beans February 29, 2020

joobe

a fake dutch word that supposedly means to fuck someone.

Oh Joobe me Beans! Joobe me!

by Beans September 8, 2004