Definitions by Beanie Crocker "Cook coke proper"

Cheesecake 

Most other definitions for Chessecake on here are a little skewed in all actuality it means. When one is sleeping prefferably on the floor you drop your pants spread your asscheeks put your anus on thier nose and fart..... SEE ALSO Chocolate Cheesecakeand a females only version the Boisenberry Cheesecake

"There was a guy passed out on the floor and I Cheesecaked his dumb ass."

Cheesecake by Beanie Crocker "Cook coke proper" January 12, 2008

Chocolate Cheesecake 

A Chocolate Cheesecake is to sit on some unsuspecting idiots nose and defocate on or in it laymans terms drop a duece, go # 2, or drop the Browns off @ the SuperBowl

"This dumbass passed out early so I Chocolate Cheesecaked him."

Chocolate Cheesecake by Beanie Crocker "Cook coke proper" January 12, 2008

Boisenberry Cheesecake  

The females only variety of the known Cheesecake and Chocolate Cheesecake in which a classless woman on her period drops her pants on an unsuspecting sleeping idiot and rubs her bloody vagina on his nose.

"Bob was sleeping and Ellen surprised him with a Boisenberry Cheesecake ."

Boisenberry Cheesecake by Beanie Crocker "Cook coke proper" January 12, 2008