D-mail

Short for Desk Mail

When you write something on a desk for someone else to read later. Could be intentionally, for example writing a message to someone who sits in the same desk later in the day or unintentional, for example having someone forget to erase the answers for the test that they wrote on the desk or writing random crap on the desk.
Beanerous Brokus I: Holy crap I forgot to tell them I'm not going today. I'll just send em a d-mail

or

Beanerous Brokus I: Thank god I received that D-mail, I nearly failed the test.

or

Beanerous Brokus I: Look at this D-mail I got, it says "You suck"
by Beanerous Brokus I April 19, 2006
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WTFITSONCGMH

Acronym means: What The Fuck Is This Shit Oh No Charles Got My Head

said in a time of massive confusion, or anger
1: You muckfluck He did what!?

1: WTFITSONCGMH!

2: are you okay

1: GFY!
by Beanerous Brokus I August 19, 2006
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mucktard

(n) What you call someone after they make a stupid remark. A mixture between a muckfluck and a retard.
Person: Do you think Pang Long has groupies?

BBI: WTF!? You mucktard!
by Beanerous Brokus I November 21, 2006
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yadnuf

Any arbitrarily taken holiday or unoficial vacation. Usually celebrated in schools but can be celebrated during any other event. The day consists of taking the day off from school, work, etc and just having fun.
Steven-Hey are you coming to school tomorrow?

Beanerous Brokus I - No, Im cellebrating yadnuf tomorrow

Steven - ooh i didnt know you were jewish

Beanerous Brokus I - Im not you muckfluck!
by Beanerous Brokus I July 21, 2006
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Phophylactic

Sentence Enhancer- used to make any word or set of words more exciting or can be used to replace a group of words or emotions. Can be negative or positive depending on the tone of voice.

Derrivatives: phophylacticly, phophylactical
"I'm not happy, I'm Phophylactic!" - Snoop Dog playing "Jeffrey" in Doggy Fizzle Televizzle

Q- How are you feeling?
A- Phophylactic!" -positive

Q- How are you feeling,
A- Im phophylactic, just leave me alone. -negative

King Kurry VII - How was the test?
Beanerous Brokus I - It was phophylactic -negative
----or----
Beanerous Brokus I- It was phophylacticly bad - negative but used as adjective
by Beanerous Brokus I July 30, 2008
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Phophylactic

Sentence Enhancer- used to make any word or set of words more exciting or can be used to replace a group of words or emotions. Can be negative or positive depending on the tone of voice.

Derrivatives: phophylacticly, phophylactical
"I'm not happy, I'm Phophylactic!" - Snoop Dog playing "Jeffrey" in Doggy Fizzle Televizzle

Q- How are you feeling?
A- Phophylactic!" -positive

Q- How are you feeling,
A- Im phophylactic, just leave me alone. -negative

King Kurry VII - How was the test?
Beanerous Brokus I - It was phophylactic -negative
----or----
Beanerous Brokus I- It was phophylacticly bad - negative but used as adjective
by Beanerous Brokus I July 15, 2006
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shit script

1. (n) Doctors writting
2. (v) to write very sloppy
3. (adj) in the manner of a doctor
King Kurry VII- That looks like Chineese, is that Clerical script or cursive script?
Beanerous Brokus I- No its my doctors note, its written in shit script.

Beanerous Brokus I- Wow that is the greatest sentence ever, I dont care if its legible, Ima shit script it before I forget.

Beanerous Brokus I - Man I hate reading his papers, he has shit script wrtting
by Beanerous Brokus I June 01, 2006
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