Beanerous Brokus I's definitions

D-mail

Short for Desk Mail

When you write something on a desk for someone else to read later. Could be intentionally, for example writing a message to someone who sits in the same desk later in the day or unintentional, for example having someone forget to erase the answers for the test that they wrote on the desk or writing random crap on the desk.

Beanerous Brokus I: Holy crap I forgot to tell them I'm not going today. I'll just send em a d-mail

or

Beanerous Brokus I: Thank god I received that D-mail, I nearly failed the test.

or

Beanerous Brokus I: Look at this D-mail I got, it says "You suck"

by Beanerous Brokus I April 19, 2006

boresight

(v) Aviator slang meaning to fixate yourself on something to the point where you loose track of your surroundings. Literally to boresight means to line up the axis of a gun with its sights or to line up other avionics such as a HUD or an ILS. The term refers to the fact that the pilot fixates himself on his sight trying to shoot down an enemy and does not notice what is going on around him, and can have potentally devastating consequeses if he fails to recognize threats around him.

In a general sense, to tell someone that they are boresighting means that they are too focused on something and need to look around and see what is going on.

P1: He's in my sights... 300 yards... he's not getting away

P2: Dont Boresight theres a bogey at 6

P1: Oooh craaaaaaaap

or in a civilian environment

PI: lemme get this one done... im nearly there
P2: Dont boresight you have 34 more to finish

by Beanerous Brokus I January 15, 2007

go to the bank

go to the bathroom
to make a deposit or make a luther

metaphor can be extended in economic terms
M1 - Very liquid cash (pee)
M2-M6 (use your imagination)
M7- not liquid at all "thick as jelly" (poop)

Beanerous Brokus I - "I need to go to the bank to make an M1"
or
Beanerous Brokus I - I need to go to the bank and make kurry
or
Beanerous Brokus I - I need to go to the bank and make a Luther

by Beanerous Brokus I February 16, 2006

Opposite day

Celebrated on April 30th, the opposite of April 1st. The day when you are nice to your boss, teacher, enemy and can be a complete Ahole to your best friends. You can just say the opposite of what you want to say, and confuse/laugh at all the people who dont know why you are saying what you are saying.

Because April fools, has become a cliche.

Also spelled yad etisoppO, and occipatai

Beanerous Brokus I -Did I ever tell you that you look great.

Guy - You muckfluck its opposite Day.

by Beanerous Brokus I July 21, 2006

motherhugger

A replacement for the word Mother F**ker

Derivatives Motherhugger, mothahugger, Mothahugga

"He keyed whose car? That motherhugger!"

by Beanerous Brokus I July 18, 2006

kurry

noun
1. An indian person derived from an indian food of the same name curry
2. Indian people crap

verb
1. to dirty something or mess up. Similar to the word anoojify
2. To take a crap

derivatives: kurried, kurrified

King Kurry VII: Whats that smell.
Beanerous Brokus I: Holy crap, King Kurry just made kurry in the bathroom

Man of Ham: What happened to that book
Beanerous Brokus I: That thing was kurrified

Beanerous Brokus I: That smells horrible, I think he just kurried in my car.
King Kurry VII: No I didn't, it wasn't me.

by Beanerous Brokus I December 28, 2005

muckfluck

noun
A dumbass, or stupid person. Usually said after a stupid remark.

King Kurry VII: I was at the haircut store when...
Beanerous Brokus I: You mean the barber shop you muckfluck

King Kurry VII: That Open latte was phophylactic
Beanerous Brokus I: You muckfluck the sign says Open Late

by Beanerous Brokus I December 28, 2005