Lardon

The erect phallus of an overweight male.

That Dan, he might be a bit of a fat get, but let me tell you, he's got a reyt lardon...

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

Epic shithousery

When a bellend behaves like a high level shithouse.

Famed examples of this include Sergio Ramos's foul on Mo Salah in the 2018 Champions League Final, the Leave campaign's claim that monies saved from EU membership would be reinvested into the NHS and Donald Trump's refusal to accept defeat in the recent US election.

Did you see that twat try and claim complete credit for our work earlier?

Yeah, lad. Epic shithousery of the highest order, that...

by Bayesoir December 08, 2020

Fatigue

An extreme post exercise tiredness encountered by obese, fat bastards.

Big Dan looked fucked earlier, didn't he?

Yeah, he'd been the gym.

Oh, bit of the auld fatigue, in't eet.

by Bayesoir October 31, 2020

epic shithousery

When a shithouse behaves as such to an especially high level.

Examples include Sergio Ramos's foul on Mo Salah in the 2018 Champions League Final, The Leave campaign's promise regarding the redistribution of funds to the NHS and Donald Trump's refusal to concede.

Did you get onto that prick trying to claim credit for our work before, lad?

Yeah, epic shithousery that, mate.

by Bayesoir December 08, 2020

Fatronising

Someone who is both overweight, yet also patronising and an expert in condescension.

That Tom Watson used to be such a fatronising cunt.

by Bayesoir December 28, 2019

Corish cunt

Corish cunt - A weak, pathetic, deferential civil servant with poor diction and even worse dress sense. Fond of wearing Next suits donated by his auld fella.

That blurt in the tax office was a proper Corish cunt.

by Bayesoir December 01, 2019

Coryoke

When a group of bland civil servants end up singing famous songs on an office night out, in an attempt to appear like they're not utterly beige cunts.

Did you see those blurts from HMRC in town last night?

Yeah, they were all doing Coryoke.

Sad cunts.

by Bayesoir January 02, 2020