Bay Area Jess's definitions

wreck up from the neck up

a girl with a slammin' body but a face that would make small children cry.

"That girl's body is hot...I'd do her but she's a wreck up from the neck up!"

by Bay Area Jess October 10, 2005

shelf-like booty

a woman with an ass so enormous that you can put your drink on it while doing her.

Daaaamn!!! Check out that girl's shelf-like booty. You can put an entire 6pack on it!

by Bay Area Jess October 10, 2005

net gangsta

A mama's boy, wannabe bully or some dork acting all thuggish & hardcore in internet chatrooms.

Check out this net gangsta. I bet his mama would whoop his ass if she finds him acting tough on the computer!

by Bay Area Jess October 10, 2005

mensa

(N) - a derogatory term, like idiot or dumbass, used whenever somebody acts or does something really stupid.

Way to walk into the door, mensa!!

by Bay Area Jess October 7, 2005