Internet

A total web of confusion, dismay, and pornography.

I searched the internet for 'World History' and it came up with 500 results of pornography.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

no

answer to all of life's problems.

<Teacher> Did you set Bobby's school bag on fire?
<Timmy> No!

<Parent> Go... to... BED!!
<Timmy> No!
<Parent> Oh, okay then!

<ButtSlut> Looking fo' a good time, sugar?
<Timmy> No!

<BrownNose> Mr President! You're doing horribly in the running of this nation!
<Bush> No!
<BrownNose> Oh, okay then!

by baSTardized boTTomburp May 21, 2003

sarcasm

Something most people can't understand or handle. Could it be that it is harder to judge what people mean on the Internet with text, or is it that so many people are ignorami?

What ever the case, suck a fart you jet-powered cunt-baboon.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 22, 2003

Ploppy

1. An adjective describing a sad or idiotic comment/person
2. An adjective describing something that is slimy, gooey, pooey or cummy.

1. That man certainly is ploppy.
2. Your ploppy poo is all over my yard! Clean it up, Mr Kaledelfos!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

poo

A large bean found in your dim-sum.

<One> There seems to be poo in my dim-sum
<Two> No, it bean! Bean!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 01, 2003

sealab 2021

Hilarious cartoon featured in Cartoon Network's Adult Swim.

<Captain> Does this make me look fat?
<Son> No... but your ass does! *laughs at own joke* BUT YOUR ASS DOES! AHAHAHA!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

The Enter Key

A key I use so much that the word 'Enter' is worn out.

Some keyboards have the 'Return' key instead of the 'Enter' key - usually Macs. Same shit, different smell.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 23, 2003