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but0xx0r

n. buttock; buttocks; said by hackers (hax0rs) is place of 'buttock'
BlarghetH!1 My rihgt but0xx0r has fallex0rn asleap!1 ROFLMAOTTYDUYEB!111 ("Oh deary men! My right buttock has fallen asleep! Tee hee!")
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003
mugGet the but0xx0rmug.

how r u?

The most annoying question one could ask on MSN Messenger because it is a fact that no one in the world gives a rat's ass about your day or your life.
<JuxtaFudge> Hai
<''heck''> Hello
<JuxtaFudge> how r u?
*''heck'' appear offline and may or may not reply*
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003
mugGet the how r u?mug.

the pen is mightier than the sword

A phrase that literally means you could cut someone in half with a pen.

Meh.
I slayed the dragon with my pen that was mightier than the sword.
by Bastardized Bottomburp November 1, 2003
mugGet the the pen is mightier than the swordmug.

jigga

Jiggly nigga
Jiggly wigga
Jiggly chigga
Jiggly figga

Generally, a fat person, who may be black, white, chinese or finnish.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 4, 2003
mugGet the jiggamug.

Moronic

adj. 1) to be terminally idiotic, with no brain capacity enough to spell or coordination to type on a computer keyboard. 2) to call people 'fags' is moronic, because 'fag' is just an unthought-of and childish insult, spurted by retards who are blinded by their own excitement of being unruly by saying the word 'fag.'
Most people who use urbandictionary.com are moronic. They only use it to write definitions of their friends names. Typically, all these 'friends' have asian names, so you can tell that a bunch of asians are ruining this website. Anne Vu, I'm watching you. Child.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 29, 2003
mugGet the Moronicmug.

Phake

adj: not real, used to describe the way wiggas act.
Daaaaaaayum, that wigga is phake-ass.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003
mugGet the Phakemug.

Mike Rotch

A man subjected to phone calls in bars. However, this man doesn't exist! (And if he does, I'd like to shake his hand. Well, if I wanted to do that, I'd just shake my dick, wouldn't I.)
<Bartender> Hey, is Mike Rotch here? Has anyone seen Mike Rotch lately?
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003
mugGet the Mike Rotchmug.

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