BastardizeD BottomburP's definitions

asscandle

Ignition of the inner anus caused by methane gas, and a struck match.

My house is decorated with asscandles.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 12, 2003

:O

what one looks like when one inserts a cucumber up one's ass.

:O There are assorted vegetables up my anus! :O

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

dictionary.com

The website that UrbanDictionary used to look like until it got its more original layout.

UrbanDictionary.com used to be a copy of Dictionary.com but with different features.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003

hello

what idiots say to start a conversation in MSN Messenger. "How r u?" will usually follow. Then, "gtg, bai"

Hello How r u? gtg bai

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

punk da funk

Means nothing. Something a try-hard would say when greeting friends or colleagues.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 4, 2003

killbots

A hellbent race of robots designed to kill humans. When their Kill-o-Meters run out, they stop killing.

It was a sad day for robots everywhere... well, we could always build more killbots.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003

Yessum

Sorta like "yes ma'am" only spoken very fast.

<Mother> Shave your balls, that tea-bagging session we had last night nearly clogged my throat with hair like a shower drain.
<Daniel> Yessum.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 13, 2003