MSG

Short for 'Message'

Used to smite little folk on MSN, even though they asked for it simply by using MSN.

<HaiBai> Hai wassup
<DyArGH> OW! MSG'D!
<HaiBai> g2g bai
<DyArGH> ARR! MY FACE!!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

cyberslacker

One who uses the internet for the sole purpose of doing nothing.

"I logged onto my 14.4k net connection and sat, staring at my screensaver - blocking up my phone line until the modem imploded."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 04, 2003

retart

Retarded spelling of 'retard'

<KlingonKnight> HAR GHA URA SUK @ HAXORING
<Buttock> And?
<KlingonKnight> SHATAP URA RETART

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

dr evil

D to the
Rizzo

E to the
Vizzo
I to the
Lizzo

He's a crazy motherfucker.

Mini Me, stop humping the "laser".

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 03, 2003

Dr. Evil

The princess of Canada who named his left testile Pith and his right testicle Vinegar. Has a son named Scott Evil which was the result of cloning from Dr. Evil's sperm.

"I asked for a fricking rotating chair, not one that's possessed by the Devil!"

"Well don't look at me like I'm fricking Frankenstein, give your father a hug!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 28, 2003

shecock

A penis found between the legs of the woman, protruding from where her vulva should be. Unfortunately, she doesn't have a vagina, just a large penis sticking out of a small slit.

He took her into bed, only to his horror that she had a shecock.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 09, 2003

assbaby

a person who has never had a vagina wrapped around their head!

The assbaby called me an assbaby. IRONCI!22211// lozlzll

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003