Baseball Boy's definitions

gravity's problem

A large humanoid. Usually displaying symptoms of over eating and a blatant disregard for the plight imposed on poor old gravity.

"We need to changes seats. Gravity's problem over there is breathing so heavily I can't hear the dialogue from the movie."

by Baseball Boy January 16, 2017

Abe

The coolest kid you'll ever meet. He is amazing at baseball, handsome, awesome to be around, funny, amazing, awesome, and wonderful. He is super athletic and never gives up. He is a genius and a good looking one to. Abe is the awesomest person who ever lived.

Oh my god, your such an Abe, I wish I was like you.

by Baseball boy December 18, 2013

Ashley

A truly beautiful woman. A one of a kind miracle containing a smile that could light a thousand moons.

Only Ashley can make me feel this way.

by Baseball Boy March 24, 2013