Bart's Mom's definitions

new commando

Going out without any communication device,whether on purpose or by accident.

"I accidentally went new commando today when I forgot my Blackberry at home."

incommunicado radio silence unreachable

by Bart's Mom August 11, 2009

invisible dog

1.When a dog remains perfectly still while also averting his face to avoid attracting attention. Sometimes used in response to
the question "who ate my shoe?"
2.Can also be used by a person to the similar effect,see "invisible husband"

" Bart's effective use of invisible dog in the photo on petfinder.com got him a new home."

shy dog timid wasn't me silent invisible avoidance

by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009

panic pick

1. A last minute choice from a menu when everyone else at your table has ordered and it's your turn.
2.A choice made out of desperation resulting from the inability to decide.

"I can't decide just yet, I'll panic pick after everyone else orders."
indecision panic choice menu wish-washy

by Bart's Mom August 6, 2009

politicked-off

The resulting anger from a two party system that fails to serve any interests but their own.

"I voted for the Democrats,but I am as politicked-off with them as I am with the Republicans;they are all a bunch of self serving jerks."

politicians angry Congress Democrats Republicans

by Bart's Mom August 22, 2009

fishmeckled

1.When something is messed up,tangled up, or broken;possibly beyond repair. Can be used as an alternative to "fucked up"; esp. useful if you have small children.
2.The state of mental confusion arising from emotional distress or exhaustion,also a result of the use of cold medicine.

"Why are my Ipod headphones always all fishmeckled?"

"Andrew was feeling fishmeckled after taking Nyquil for his cold."

fucked up messed up tangled up broken trashed fubar beat confused loopy ditzy spaced out medicine head destroyed

by Bart's Mom August 4, 2009

weather woody

A weather woody is the state of excitement or arousal that TV weather men work themselves into when there is the possibility of a "snow event" or similar weather condition.

When the first "snow event" occurs, the local weather man seeks refuge behind the official News Center Weather Desk in an attempt to conceal his weather woody.

boner woody schwing Al Roker The Weather Channel
erection

by Bart's Mom October 17, 2009

bowl patrol

1.This occurs in homes with two or more dogs as follows:
The dogs are fed,and upon completion of the meal,the dogs each check out the bowl of the other dog.

"As usual,after finishing their own food,Bart and Buddy did the bowl patrol just in case a morsel was left uneaten."

dogs dog food dog behavior Bart pets

by Bart's Mom August 7, 2009