bowl patrol

1.This occurs in homes with two or more dogs as follows:
The dogs are fed,and upon completion of the meal,the dogs each check out the bowl of the other dog.
"As usual,after finishing their own food,Bart and Buddy did the bowl patrol just in case a morsel was left uneaten."

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by Bart's Mom August 07, 2009
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fishmeckled

1.When something is messed up,tangled up, or broken;possibly beyond repair. Can be used as an alternative to "fucked up"; esp. useful if you have small children.
2.The state of mental confusion arising from emotional distress or exhaustion,also a result of the use of cold medicine.
"Why are my Ipod headphones always all fishmeckled?"

"Andrew was feeling fishmeckled after taking Nyquil for his cold."

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by Bart's Mom August 04, 2009
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new commando

Going out without any communication device,whether on purpose or by accident.
"I accidentally went new commando today when I forgot my Blackberry at home."

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by Bart's Mom August 11, 2009
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flatlandbilly

1.A person,chiefly white and male,who lives in a rural area where the terrain is flat as opposed to mountainous or hilly, frequently accompanied by a female mate, a floppy baby and a screaming toddler clad only in a diaper. Female is usually notable for the lack of supportive undergarments.
2.A hillbilly without the hills.
Plural:flatlandbillies
"Upon moving to the eastern North Carolina,Andrew observed that the cashier at Walmart appeared to be what can only be described as a flatlandbilly."
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by Bart's Mom August 05, 2009
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bitch larvae

A stage girls enter on the way to adulthood.Usually in the preteen or (ugh) "tween" years, behavior is remarkable for screams,whining,pouting,eye rolling and/or slamming of doors to obtain the object of their desires as dictated by Disney,or Gap,for example.
Every time Gap's irritatingly stupid "Talk to the Moose" commercial comes on TV,I can't change the channel fast enough! Those bitch larvae really piss me off!
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by Bart's Mom December 16, 2009
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subway smashers

Those demure looking Japanese ladies wearing gloves and face masks in the Tokyo subway whose job it is to force as many people as possible into each already over crowded car.
"The Japanese subway is so crowded,and those subway smashers are just brutal!"
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by Bart's Mom December 20, 2009
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panic pick

1. A last minute choice from a menu when everyone else at your table has ordered and it's your turn.
2.A choice made out of desperation resulting from the inability to decide.
"I can't decide just yet, I'll panic pick after everyone else orders."
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by Bart's Mom August 06, 2009
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