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Definitions by Barry Madonginer

A Caravan is a group of females who jog together in extremely tight fitting leggings and compete with each other to have the most visible camel toe possible.

These majestic ladies can be spotted jogging near a CrossFit or other trendy gym. They are found in packs of 6 to 8 and frequently travel near places of business, such as Starbucks, in order to attract the attention of males and to make their girlfriends or wives jealous of their pronounced coochie wedge.
After having coffee at Starbucks, Gregg said to Hasan, “Holy cow, did you see that Caravan???”

Hasan quickly replied, “Oh mama I sure did, I saw more camel toe today than an Arab Zookeeper.”
Caravan by Barry Madonginer June 19, 2025
A Caravan is a group of females who jog together in extremely tight fitting leggings and compete with each other to have the most visible camel toe possible.

These majestic ladies can be spotted jogging near a CrossFit or other trendy gym. They are found in packs of 6 to 8 and frequently travel near places of business, such as Starbucks, in order to attract the attention of males and to make their girlfriends or wives jealous of their pronounced coochie wedge.
After having coffee at Starbucks, Gregg said to Hasan, “Holy cow, did you see that Caravan???”

Hasan quickly replied, “Oh mama I sure did, I saw more camel toe today than an Arab Zookeeper.”
Caravan by Barry Madonginer March 7, 2025

Jack douchery 

Jack douchery is the artful combination of being both a complete jackass and behaving like an unbelievable douche.
Just when you thought that Mr. Smyth couldn’t out do himself and be more of a dick, he took his jack douchery to a whole new level.
Jack douchery by Barry Madonginer February 28, 2024