Definitions by Barry

There's a German in your computer 

When your PC crashes, and you don't know why.

Dave: Why the hell won't my PC load up?
Phil: There's a German in your computer, mate.

There's a German in your computer by Barry June 4, 2004

Midget Cubed 

Used as an insult

Dave: You smell, you stupid midget cubed!

Midget Cubed by Barry June 4, 2004

Print 

Used to mean 'more, more!' Originally used to mean print more copies of useless crap while in a lesson at school, to waste time.

Teacher: Today we will learn algebra.
Student: PRINT!

Print by Barry June 4, 2004

One-Way System 

An alternative to congestion charge this is another excuse when you are late for something important.

Boss: Why are you 30mins late, Smith?
Smith: I got stuck in the one-way system.

One-Way System by Barry June 4, 2004

Eggs: the final assault

When a kid is leaving secondary school, and on his last day he goes mental and eggs the whole school, top to bottom.

Did you hear about Eggs: the final assault at that school nearby?

Eggs: the final assault by Barry June 4, 2004

Choir for an hour in the shower 

When a music teacher makes you sing in the shower for an hour.

Mum: why are you so late, Barry?
Barry: I had choir for an hour in the shower

Choir for an hour in the shower by Barry June 4, 2004

Whey 

Can mean absolutely anything. Whey! See, just said it, didn't mean much!

Dave: I found a pound!
Jimbo McLarry: Whey!

Mum: Supper's nearly ready!
Boy: Whey!

Whey by Barry June 4, 2004