Barker's Rope

Dog shit,Hound Cable.

I wouldn't take a shortcut through there - it's boobytrapped with reams of Barker's Rope.

by Baron Of Stuff November 06, 2007

brown hatter

A bottsman. With shit on his helmet.

"You comin' out with us down Brighton tonight?"

"Fuck off, you brown hatter! I know what you lot do on a night out!"

by Baron Of Stuff November 10, 2007

Bum Goblin

An oddly-shaped, rock-solid and gnarled turd, which leaps out at speed from behind you and casts a painful spell on your ringpiece.

Jesus my arse is sore! Bastard Bum Goblin!

by Baron Of Stuff November 06, 2007

drown a copper

To take a shit, lay a cable.

Uh oh, things are getting strenuous. Just popping off to drown a copper.

by Baron Of Stuff November 06, 2007

hound cable

Dog shit. Barker's Rope.

What's that smell?

Ah shit, think I've trodden on some hound cable.

by Baron Of Stuff November 06, 2007

Mr. Brown

1. A turd, a shit.

2. "To go for a ~" To take a shit.

See also Mr. Brown is at the window

Be right back, got Mr. Brown at the window.

by Baron Of Stuff November 06, 2007

brown shield stamps

Turd-Tokens, Shit Tickets, Bumwad, Bog Roll.

Toilet tissue paper.

"Hey ma! You'll have to pickup the shoppin' alone, I'm on the bog an' we ain't got any brown shield stamps!"

by Baron Of Stuff November 07, 2007