Pube golem

A slang term for a buff, hairy Jewish man.

Mom: how was your first day playing Dungeons and Dragons sweetheart?
Kid: My dungeon master put a fearless pube golem barbarian in front of the smoking hot princesses that need rescuing.

by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

The medic symbol

When two consenting men wrap their phallusi around one another like the symbol of medicine.

So, how do we make the medic symbol with our penises.

by Banana Hammie December 15, 2019

Krusty-Jamaican

When you bust a load into someone's dreadlocks thus making them super duper crusty and hard to clean.

Bro I just gave you a Krusty-Jamaican you'll never get that out!

by Banana Hammie May 26, 2020

White-hot Junior

An untapped twink, unexplored territory, virgin ground waiting to be PLOWED.

I better get that White-hot Junior before it ain't junior no more.

by Banana Hammie October 21, 2020

Spanish Pizza

That thing when you eat pizza sauce, olives, and a party cheese ball out of an open ass.

This club has everything, more drinking than anyone can handle, a dangerous midget, and private rooms for Spanish Pizza.

by Banana Hammie April 12, 2020

Apple cheeks

Full and round, wet with dew, flushed and rosy like the Pink Lady variety of apple. Apple Cheeks on a male are a marker of inborn homosexuality on the deepest genetic level.

With apple cheeks like that, George Michael could never pass for straight.

by Banana Hammie November 01, 2019

Squatlander

A special little man who has magic blood.

I was chasing a squatlander through the woods to get his cream, but he was too fast, slippery, and small.

by Banana Hammie October 27, 2019