Turkey tank

A couple old geezers boning real hard, creating waves of undulating skin like that of a turkey's giblets.

Man1: I saw my grandpa in a Turkey Tank porno!
Man2: wow that's wild what was that like?

Man1: it was pretty cool actually. A lot of moving parts.

by Banana Hammie October 27, 2019

Jew-brew

Manichevitz wine

Pass the jew-brew.

by Banana Hammie November 10, 2019

Chodular

Taking the shape of or having to do with a chode, chode-like

Look at that chodular man and his chodular kids, gross.

by Banana Hammie December 26, 2020

Iranian Friendship

Non-sexual same sex best friends who snuggle, hold hands, kiss each other on the cheek, and go to the bathhouse together.

Gorgeous Man: Those two grown middle eastern men have a beautiful "Iranian Friendship" together.

Slob: How do you know it's and "Iranian Friendship" m'lord?

Gorgeous Man: Because you freak they are making the cutest ticktock video where they run in slow motion and lip-sink together.

by Banana Hammie July 19, 2020

Pube golem

A slang term for a buff, hairy Jewish man.

Mom: how was your first day playing Dungeons and Dragons sweetheart?
Kid: My dungeon master put a fearless pube golem barbarian in front of the smoking hot princesses that need rescuing.

by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

Elf-skinned

A name for a small with shriveled skin. Squatlander, munchkin, dwarf, midge, little big man boy, thungoid, tassel-tot, ect.

The dog-headed elf-skinned harlot, Darwin squatted on his mushroom and offers drugs to pedestrians.

by Banana Hammie November 14, 2019

Mad ginger-face

The scary type of ginger that you would NOT want to see on a Halloween.

Carrie on prom night? You would think so... I take one look at her and I shit my panties, she got mad ginger-face!

by Banana Hammie October 31, 2019