Bambi Cock's definitions

bloschtinkon

When your mom licks your asshole until it bleeds then sticks a fork and spoon down your urethra/uterus like a dishwasher

"Mom can I go to my Uncle's" " No Jeremy if you ask again I will give you a bloschtinkon."

by Bambi Cock February 26, 2020

Candledick

A person that shoots up the school then shoots off their cock

"OMG he had a bloschtinkon and a Candledick because his mom made him have a gangithorpe"

by Bambi Cock June 12, 2019

Cock Baby

A simile for the word fuck boy, man slut, and etc.

"That dude is such a fucking Cock Baby"

by Bambi Cock June 13, 2019

Dornbee

When your friends a dumbass

"You Dornbee"

by Bambi Cock August 8, 2019

Cringle

A person that doesn't lose their virginity until they are 53 or above, and weight is above 400 pounds

"That guy is such a freaking Cringle"

by Bambi Cock June 12, 2019

Boston Pipe Bomb

When one inserts a phantom firecracker into their anal cavity for there partner to light the fuse and proceed to cup their balls and pull them which the caretaker of the firecracker screams having a massive shit grape shorted across your face

“I’m in the mood for a Boston Pipe Bomb”

by Bambi Cock June 11, 2020

Gangithorpe

When 4 or more gay people stick their penis inside a tree stump

"Dad I wanna have a gangithorpe with my cult"

by Bambi Cock June 11, 2019