A person that doesn't lose their virginity until they are 53 or above, and weight is above 400 pounds
by Bambi Cock June 12, 2019
by Bambi Cock June 12, 2019
When one inserts a phantom firecracker into their anal cavity for there partner to light the fuse and proceed to cup their balls and pull them which the caretaker of the firecracker screams having a massive shit grape shorted across your face
“I’m in the mood for a Boston Pipe Bomb”
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When your mom licks your asshole until it bleeds then sticks a fork and spoon down your urethra/uterus like a dishwasher
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When your mom licks your asshole until it bleeds then sticks a fork and spoon down your urethra/uterus like a dishwasher
by Bambi Cock February 26, 2020
by Bambi Cock June 12, 2019