Bam 9's definitions
> dude, did you get laid last night or what?
> oh totally!, she was a freak too, i had to become a mudd diver to please her!
> oh totally!, she was a freak too, i had to become a mudd diver to please her!
by Bam 9 February 28, 2011
Get the Mudd Divermug. The movement of a girls legs rubbing together when she is extremely horny and can do nothing about it, similar to the movement of a crickets legs when they chirp.
Did you see the girl in mythology class? she was cricketing the entire class period. i wonder what she was thinking about.
by Bam 9 August 22, 2010
Get the cricketingmug. by Bam 9 October 12, 2010
Get the no sweat off my sackmug. receiving less then satisfactory news about a grade or evaluation score after taking a test or evaluation and thinking you did rather well up until you got the grade or score back.
another way of having your ass handed to you.
another way of having your ass handed to you.
>hey Rachel, what did you get on our last criminology test?
>I got an 81%....you?
>I got an ass-o-gram..... I only scored 70%
>I got an 81%....you?
>I got an ass-o-gram..... I only scored 70%
by Bam 9 October 28, 2010
Get the Ass-o-Grammug. when a person defecates, wipes and gets up, leaves the bathroom, ends up pooing again 3 minutes later, wipes, leaves, and then is back again 3 minutes later again and again and again.
effectively stating that "once you "pop/poop" you can't stop!"
just like opening a tube of pringles
effectively stating that "once you "pop/poop" you can't stop!"
just like opening a tube of pringles
>man, i had the worst pringles poop in the history of the world today....i was in and out and in and out and in and out for well over an hour today....
> that sucks man, my pringles poops usually only last for 3 or 4 trips back.
> that sucks man, my pringles poops usually only last for 3 or 4 trips back.
by Bam 9 October 26, 2010
Get the pringles poopmug. - did you go out to the bar last night?
-no!!!, i sat around jerking off snailfish all night!, you bob or ken didnt call me!
-no!!!, i sat around jerking off snailfish all night!, you bob or ken didnt call me!
by Bam 9 October 18, 2010
Get the Jerking off Snailfishmug. >did you hear what Lissa was saying?
> yeah that stuff about how she killed that buffalo, saved the nuns from the fire, and then had to drop kick a pope look-a-like to save the 14 puppies from the overturned cosmetic testing vehicle?
> yeah that stuff, i don't know about you but but im thinking its a complete fibbrication
> yeah that stuff about how she killed that buffalo, saved the nuns from the fire, and then had to drop kick a pope look-a-like to save the 14 puppies from the overturned cosmetic testing vehicle?
> yeah that stuff, i don't know about you but but im thinking its a complete fibbrication
by Bam 9 October 26, 2010
Get the fibbricationmug.