Definitions by Balls r life.

heeldo

a strap-on dildo that connects to your heel.

"He left me last night. So I had to lube up the trusty-old heeldo."

heeldo by Balls r life. June 21, 2016

Cum Guzzling Dumpster Slut 

A homeless hooker who guzzles cum.

"You're a nerd!"

"Shut the fuck up you cum guzzling dumpster slut!"

Cum Guzzling Dumpster Slut by Balls r life. June 21, 2016

noted

When someone has realized their mistakes and owns up to it.

"Why have you gotten yourself knocked up Sandy?"said Patrick. "Noted. Me and Spongebob should fuck a little less."replied Sandy apologetically.

noted by Balls r life. June 21, 2016

Nipplecrotch 

A term used for foolish people who like to use funny come backs. Or a person with warts, pimples, or even herpes in their pubic area.

Eww! Dat bitch got nipplecrotch!

~or~

Your such a nipplecrotch bob.

Nipplecrotch by Balls r life. June 21, 2016

Frosty the Snowman 

A game played by fags. Three or more players cum into a hat. Whoever can't cum anymore has to wear it.

Wanna play Frosty the Snowman!

Frosty the Snowman by Balls r life. June 21, 2016

Dicktionary 

Male nudes. Can be gay pictures. Or dick pics. It's a plural word. Can't be singular.

"Did you see that guys dicktionary? " said LeQueefa.

"Yeah! It was repulsive!" said Shaquille.

Dicktionary by Balls r life. June 21, 2016

Deepthroat 

It's when a hooker, or any other woman takes a dick deep in her throat. It is what it says.

Can you deepthroat.

Deepthroat by Balls r life. June 21, 2016