2 definitions by Bald Cyclops

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The place under a manager's desk where a secretary or other subservient administrative staff member would go and perform favors for raises.
Mary reluctantly went into Bob's cockpit. When she was done though, she got a 10% raise.
by Bald Cyclops June 04, 2007
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A nadpole is a tadpole from the nads. IE: Spooge.
That dirty bitch drank my nadpoles like it was the last protein on earth.
by Bald Cyclops May 31, 2006
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