Definitions by Bald Cyclops

cockpit 

The place under a manager's desk where a secretary or other subservient administrative staff member would go and perform favors for raises.

Mary reluctantly went into Bob's cockpit. When she was done though, she got a 10% raise.

cockpit by Bald Cyclops June 25, 2007

nadpole 

A nadpole is a tadpole from the nads. IE: Spooge.

That dirty bitch drank my nadpoles like it was the last protein on earth.

nadpole by Bald Cyclops June 1, 2006