"I Want To Kill Myself But I Don't Want My Family and Friends To Feel Bad." A very sweet sentiment which excuses your utterly contemptible cowardice by passing it off as "concern" about others--which let's you save your miserable coward-skin while still patting yourself on the back for being an emotional hero.
Lena Dunham says "Oh I want to kill myself SO badly for making such an ass of myself trying to kiss Brad Pitt at the awards show (fuck you Jennifer Aniston and your Fucking SAG award!) but after much soul searching--well, you know Iwtkmbidwmfaftfb."
by Bal-der-Dash January 23, 2020