bestgasm

Da best orgasm

I was furiously masterbating beside my shemale fwb and she jumped on my dick and sucked it all out as I intensely moaned and squeezed her hand and afterwards I jumped on her and kissed her all over. That was the bestgasm I ever had

by Bad C dev May 06, 2024

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by Bad C dev November 09, 2024

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When I fall over, I jump over

A funny euphemism for suicide not used by todays' younguns.

Jake: When I fall over, I jump over!
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!
Jake: *jumps over the edge of the bridge and makes intimate sexual contact between the atoms of his body and the concrete 200ft below*
Richard: Hip, hip, hooray!

by Bad C dev August 14, 2022

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