Bad C dev's definitions

Klingon fuck

The most passionate and aggressive movement in Klingon Sex, which is just a lot of really insane BDSM.

He broke my pelvis during the Klingon fuck. Still, though, it was the best sex ever.

by Bad C dev March 7, 2021

Lord in heaven save my soul!

What my girlfriend exclaims before orgasming

*Aggressively fucks girlfriend*

Girlfriend: LORD IN HEAVEN SAVE MY SOUL!

*Girlfriend cums passionately*

by Bad C dev November 18, 2024

ZHQ

Abbreviation for Zelda HeadQuarters. Zelda is a popular series of video games, comics, action figures, discontinued pre-releases, countless collectibles, and Zelda itself.

I made my room into a ZHQ shrine to Zelda.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

venatinus

Pronounced when-auh-tie-noose, this is the baddest Latin curse word

“Venatinus” is such a strong curse word that it’s like “motherfucker” and “nigger” had a baby that was raised by all the bad words for Jews

veni vidi venatini => I came, I saw, I raped the motherfucking shit out of everything

by Bad C dev November 14, 2024

conceptualization

C++20 concepts enable complete conceptualization of the C++ language. No longer does your code have to actually do anything. Rather, it can conceptualize concepts into abstract templated classes purely for aesthetics with no functional value.

The conceptualization brought about by C++20 concepts demonstrates how C++ is becoming less of a "practical" language and more of a "toy" language. You literally spend most of your fucking time creating the most contrite complex way to represent an otherwise simple object using templates, enums, const, constexpr, and other stuff. It's fun and it gets you high, but you ultimately waste most of your time figuring out the most expressive possible way to write code and totally lose sight of the end goal of actually getting stuff done and making things happen.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

kantuck

A synonym for Kentucky, it also describes a center of Heroin epidemics.

Paul: Let's head down and get some Taco Bell burritos.
Samuel: You mean some Heroin from Kantuck?
Paul: Hell yea! Let's go on a Heroin run!

by Bad C dev October 3, 2021

fucknvidia

Fuck Nvidia!

Once upon a time, Linus Torvalds journyed out into the woods, where he stood upon a rock at the edge of a precipice. There, upon this rock, with the full moon high in the night sky, he stuck up his glorious middle finger in utter indignation and howled at the top of his massive lungs, "FUCKNVIDIA!!!" Thus is the scripture that we proclaim.

by Bad C dev January 27, 2022