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by Bad C dev November 7, 2024
Get the rsaepxe mug.1. When an assumption is tasty and delicious and you can't get enough of it.
2. When a person seems sexier due to your precognitions/biases of them.
2. When a person seems sexier due to your precognitions/biases of them.
To many people, the assumption that God exists can make religion very asscrumptionous as it's very reassuring and satisfying to imagine an omnipresent God who loves you and cares for you.
I wonder if that blonde chick is a hot dumb lesbian. Imagining a threesome between us and her friend makes her all the more asscrumptionous.
I wonder if that blonde chick is a hot dumb lesbian. Imagining a threesome between us and her friend makes her all the more asscrumptionous.
by Bad C dev March 19, 2021
Get the asscrumptionous mug.A fancy polite way of saying that a man has a tiny little dick and will never be able to satisfy a woman if for no other reason than that he can’t get very far inside her.
Brenda: Why happened with you and Tom?
Charlotte: Tom has some…well…sexual shortcomings.
Brenda: let me fix that for you.
**Brenda and Charlotte make out and have hot lesbian sex**
Charlotte: Tom has some…well…sexual shortcomings.
Brenda: let me fix that for you.
**Brenda and Charlotte make out and have hot lesbian sex**
by Bad C dev November 19, 2022
Get the sexual shortcomings mug.Morality found on Urban Dictionary. Basically, any definition that doesn't talk about sex and slinging women as if they were objects.
Because this definition doesn't discuss sex in a frivolous manner, this definition is an exemplar case of urban morality.
by Bad C dev March 4, 2021
Get the urban morality mug.Uncanny fear of spelling mistakes. You shit your pants whenever you try to spell a tough word like rhythm or psycho or weird or handkerchief or conscience because you fear you may spell it incorrectly. How little do you realize that noone gives a damn about spelling anymore? Let's just say that the siyko's weerd rithmic hangkarchif iz conshinse and call it a day, hm?
Man: I have ortographobia and I fear misspelling words.
Woman: I have ortographilia and misspelled words turn me on.
Woman: I have ortographilia and misspelled words turn me on.
by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
Get the ortographobia mug.Once upon a time, Linus Torvalds journyed out into the woods, where he stood upon a rock at the edge of a precipice. There, upon this rock, with the full moon high in the night sky, he stuck up his glorious middle finger in utter indignation and howled at the top of his massive lungs, "FUCKNVIDIA!!!" Thus is the scripture that we proclaim.
by Bad C dev January 27, 2022
Get the fucknvidia mug.1. slavicide (lowercase) = When a slav commits suicide
2. Slavicide (capitalized) = Genocide of the slavic race
2. Slavicide (capitalized) = Genocide of the slavic race
Bob just committed suicide, but it's all good because he's Slavic, so it's just innocent harmless slavicide.
Hitler commissioned the murder of millions of civilians, but it's all good because many were Slavs, so it's just innocent harmless Slavicide.
Hitler commissioned the murder of millions of civilians, but it's all good because many were Slavs, so it's just innocent harmless Slavicide.
by Bad C dev July 12, 2021
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