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A fellow man of class

Cringy and on-point redditure used only in the most apt of circumstances to convey agreement and harmony between your fellow educated reddit people.

The specification of "man" in this phrase alludes to the common stereotype that only white anglosaxon males use Reddit, which is provable false.
IDrinkTooMuch7642: I don't like women often, but, when I do, I like them like I like my Android phone: fully charged and running a high-performance Linux operating system.

YouDrankTooMuch69: A fellow man of class I see.
by Bad C dev August 1, 2022
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Jolene Blalock

The actress who plays T'Pol in Star Trek ENT. She and her lesbian sidekick, ensign (meaning fuckable) Hoshi Sato, together made ENT into TNT for our dicks.
Long live princess Jolene Blalock. May her body stay hot and sexy for forever.
by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
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egap

Despite eating an egap beforehand, the bastion still caused me to pop a few totems.
by Bad C dev June 27, 2021
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urbgot

Me: Oh no! I just don't know what to do!

My friend: Urbgot, man. Urbgot.
by Bad C dev July 25, 2021
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wainbows

Drug-induced rainbows
Sober man: Look up in the sky!, I see a rainbow.

Guy on shrooms: I SEE PRETTY PINK UNICORNS DANCING ON WAINBOWS!
by Bad C dev July 25, 2021
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fuck to the speed of light

What I keep muttering in my head over and over and can’t stop thinking. this phase doesn’t have any meaning; it’s an incessant noise always going off in my head.
Me: What do I want for breakfast this morning?
My head: Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light!
by Bad C dev October 31, 2022
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calcufuckor

Me: Here's a calculator
Her: Let me show you how to use it as a calcufuckor
*I pant rapidly and my heart rates shoots through the roof*
by Bad C dev July 22, 2021
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