Bad C dev's definitions

IQ1000

A person when their idea is so bafflingly stupid that it's brilliant beyond all possible imagination

Bob: Climate change will kill us all very slowly and very painfully
Patrick: Just kill all the humans and climate change problem solved
Bob: What?
Bob: oh!
Bob: You're IQ1000! Wow!

by Bad C dev July 22, 2021

fungisexual

Having a sexual preference for fungi, typically of the foot

My fungisexual boyfriend rawdogged the fungus on my feet! It was sooo hot!

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

defefaecated

The intense feeling of defeat after defecation

Synonym: post-defecate-clarity or pdc

After the tremendous poop I dumped, my insides feel raw, my anus is blistering in pain, my legs are weak, and my lungs are short of breath for I am defefaecated

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

Thalidomide

Thalidomide, sold under the brand names Contergan and Thalomid among others, is a medication used to treat a number of cancers (including multiple myeloma), graft-versus-host disease, and a number of skin conditions including complications of leprosy.3 While it has been used in a number of HIV-associated conditions, such use is associated with increased levels of the virus.3 It is administered orally.

Common side effects include sleepiness, rash, and dizziness.3 Severe side effects include tumor lysis syndrome, blood clots, and peripheral neuropathy.4 Use in pregnancy may harm the fetus, including resulting in malformation of the limbs.3 In males who are taking the medication, contraception is essential if a partner could become pregnant.4 It is an immunomodulatory medication and works by a number of mechanisms, including stimulating T cells and decreasing TNF-α production.3

Thalidomide was first marketed in 1957 in West Germany, where it was available over the counter.56 When first released, thalidomide was promoted for anxiety, trouble sleeping, "tension", and morning sickness.67 While it was initially thought to be safe in pregnancy, concerns regarding birth defects arose in 1961, and the medication was removed from the market in Europe that year.65 The total number of embryos affected by use during pregnancy is estimated at 10,000, of which about 40% died around the time of birth.63 Those who survived had limb, eye, urinary tract, and heart problems.5 Its initial entry into the US market was prevented by Frances Kelsey at the FDA.7 The birth defects caused by thalidomide led to the development of greater drug regulation and monitoring in many countries.75

It was approved for medical use in the United States in 1998.3 It is on the World Health Organization's List of Essential Medicines.8 It is available as a generic medication.4

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

Klingon fuck

The most passionate and aggressive movement in Klingon Sex, which is just a lot of really insane BDSM.

He broke my pelvis during the Klingon fuck. Still, though, it was the best sex ever.

by Bad C dev March 7, 2021

asscrumptionous

1. When an assumption is tasty and delicious and you can't get enough of it.

2. When a person seems sexier due to your precognitions/biases of them.

To many people, the assumption that God exists can make religion very asscrumptionous as it's very reassuring and satisfying to imagine an omnipresent God who loves you and cares for you.

I wonder if that blonde chick is a hot dumb lesbian. Imagining a threesome between us and her friend makes her all the more asscrumptionous.

by Bad C dev March 19, 2021

fucknvidia

Fuck Nvidia!

Once upon a time, Linus Torvalds journyed out into the woods, where he stood upon a rock at the edge of a precipice. There, upon this rock, with the full moon high in the night sky, he stuck up his glorious middle finger in utter indignation and howled at the top of his massive lungs, "FUCKNVIDIA!!!" Thus is the scripture that we proclaim.

by Bad C dev January 27, 2022