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JC and the boys

A reference to JC (Julius Caesar) and "the boys" (Cassius, Brutus, Antony, Octavius, Casca, Flavius, Cicero, Lepidus, Murellus, and Decius). Commonly used by an English teacher named Harris.

JC and the boys had a nice swing'n'stab ballet in the closing Act of Julius Caesar because Cassius betrayed the honorable, noble Brutus before the unwritten act where Brutus plied his wife with 30 glasses of wine and had some fun with the boys. Damn you Cassius; if only the story would have gone on a bit longer, things would have gotten a lot better.

by Bad C dev March 12, 2021

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69^69

A pair composed of two 69ers frolicking in the same bed and often shuffling around.

My GF 7596040312163297274222442578208043236112279041839441308045514203595638030283176823539793587591372230230103933110810192201741429ed mealongside a fellow coworker and his wife last night and it was so fucking hot!!!

I asked the woman if she's into "7596040312163297274222442578208043236112279041839441308045514203595638030283176823539793587591372230230103933110810192201741429" and she replied with a loud moaning hollar.

by Bad C dev April 15, 2022

slavasaurus

A slav who is old as fuck

The slavasaurus makes for the best hate-crime target because they are too weak and fragile and hated to defend themselves or for their mysterious death to result in legal consequences for you. Some day soon, we will hopefully suceed in our holy mission to eradicate all slavish lifeforms from this once pristine slav-free planet.

by Bad C dev September 30, 2021

The pizza is ready

A common prelude to sex in certain locations around the world, namely porn-addicted America.

Man: The pizza is ready!
Woman: *giggles*
*They strip off their clothes and have sex*

Delivery boy: The pizza is ready!
Smoking hot woman: *giggles*
*They strip off their clothes and have sex*

by Bad C dev October 15, 2021

Klingon fuck

The most passionate and aggressive movement in Klingon Sex, which is just a lot of really insane BDSM.

He broke my pelvis during the Klingon fuck. Still, though, it was the best sex ever.

by Bad C dev March 7, 2021

IQ1000

A person when their idea is so bafflingly stupid that it's brilliant beyond all possible imagination

Bob: Climate change will kill us all very slowly and very painfully
Patrick: Just kill all the humans and climate change problem solved
Bob: What?
Bob: oh!
Bob: You're IQ1000! Wow!

by Bad C dev July 22, 2021

fungisexual

Having a sexual preference for fungi, typically of the foot

My fungisexual boyfriend rawdogged the fungus on my feet! It was sooo hot!

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024