Bad C dev's definitions

conceptualization

C++20 concepts enable complete conceptualization of the C++ language. No longer does your code have to actually do anything. Rather, it can conceptualize concepts into abstract templated classes purely for aesthetics with no functional value.

The conceptualization brought about by C++20 concepts demonstrates how C++ is becoming less of a "practical" language and more of a "toy" language. You literally spend most of your fucking time creating the most contrite complex way to represent an otherwise simple object using templates, enums, const, constexpr, and other stuff. It's fun and it gets you high, but you ultimately waste most of your time figuring out the most expressive possible way to write code and totally lose sight of the end goal of actually getting stuff done and making things happen.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

Defender of Open Source

Each and every person who defends open source software is a superhero--a superhero who shall be rewarded when the time comes for open source software to dominate the world.

I shall do whatever is necessary to defend, promote, and advocate free libre open-source software. I'm proud to be a Defender of Open Source.

by Bad C dev March 5, 2021

Happy Tree Friends fetish

When you have a fetish for (i.e. you jerk off to) cute little cartoon animal characters dying gory horrible painful deaths.

I need to watch Happy Tree Friends in order to cum as I have a severe Happy Tree Friends fetish.

by Bad C dev March 5, 2021

UC Canvas

The FIRST fuckshow in the history of the University of Cincinnati that produced a good result in the end.

Hooray for UC Canvas! It’s AGPL software, which is the best kind of software.

by Bad C dev March 5, 2021

this chair

What I am sitting on. Also, the center of my life's activities as it is the most versatile utility in my whole 1-room apartment I share with 10 other people in Taiwan.

I am sitting on this chair right now. I will soon jerk off in this chair. I will soon get out of this chair. I will soon get back onto this chair. I will soon move this chair to where I want to sit. I will soon straddle this chair. I will soon use the pegs of this chair as a dildo. I will soon lean back in this chair. I will soon use this chair as a blunt weapon to murder someone. Indeed, I will soon do EVERYTHING with this fucking awesome chair.

by Bad C dev March 7, 2021

AGPL

The Affero General Public License. It prevents anyone from even using the software in conjunction with any other non-GPL software, which is awesome for us people who cherish our freedom and really bad for big money who love nothing more than to profit off of proprietary software.

Why use the GPL when you can upgrade to the superior AGPL?

by Bad C dev March 7, 2021

Klingon fuck

The most passionate and aggressive movement in Klingon Sex, which is just a lot of really insane BDSM.

He broke my pelvis during the Klingon fuck. Still, though, it was the best sex ever.

by Bad C dev March 7, 2021