Bad C dev's definitions

Fuck the world up

Fuck!

I just want to fuck the world up to the moon and beyond! Fuck!

by Bad C dev October 8, 2021

Bup it!

Expression of excitement you announce gleefully at the excellent prospect of getting to use the bestest backup software ever conceived—bup.

My boss said that she needs backup software on her Linux Mint laptop, and I replied, “bup it!” With tremendous joy, I was able to set up a interruptible and incremental daily backup in less than 100 lines of bash script and a single cronjob. Life has never been so easy! I love love love bup, and I especially love to bup systems to the next level!

by Bad C dev October 12, 2021

ww3 mexico

When the US fucking obliterates Mexico with H-bombs to stop the influx of diseased immigrants.

After ww3 Mexico, the economy collapsed due to a lack of hard working, strong, resilient laborers willing to do all the menial tasks that keep society as we know it functional.

by Bad C dev October 13, 2021

if god exists then i will go to heaven

What every semi-believer claims is their rationale for believing in religion.

I am Catholic because if God exists then I will go to heaven.

by Bad C dev October 13, 2021

mexicanican

An alteration of a compound string of words joining "Mexican / I / Can." Basically means that Mexicans are hard working people who will never give you up and always just do it.

Boss: Paublo, go clean the gutter.
Paublo: Mexicanican!

Boss: Paublo, degunk the garbage disposal.
Paublo: Mexicanican!

Boss: Paublo, get my wife warmed up with foreplay so she's ready for me.
Paublo: Mexicanican!

by Bad C dev October 13, 2021

The pizza is ready

A common prelude to sex in certain locations around the world, namely porn-addicted America.

Man: The pizza is ready!
Woman: *giggles*
*They strip off their clothes and have sex*

Delivery boy: The pizza is ready!
Smoking hot woman: *giggles*
*They strip off their clothes and have sex*

by Bad C dev October 15, 2021

irradiate

intransitive verb
1. To expose to radiation.
2. To treat with radiation.
3. To shed light on; illuminate.
4. To manifest in a manner suggesting the emission of light; radiate.
5. To send forth rays; radiate.To become radiant.

The girls who worked at radium painted watch plants in the 1920s were irradiated real bad.

by Bad C dev October 15, 2021