Bad C dev's definitions

Chocophat

🍫🍫🍫Chocolate that’s physically hot and tempting🍫🍫🍫

When two worlds collide on the inside, CHOCOPHAT!!!! Rhhheeee!

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

slavasaurus

A slav who is old as fuck

The slavasaurus makes for the best hate-crime target because they are too weak and fragile and hated to defend themselves or for their mysterious death to result in legal consequences for you. Some day soon, we will hopefully suceed in our holy mission to eradicate all slavish lifeforms from this once pristine slav-free planet.

by Bad C dev September 30, 2021

The pizza is ready

A common prelude to sex in certain locations around the world, namely porn-addicted America.

Man: The pizza is ready!
Woman: *giggles*
*They strip off their clothes and have sex*

Delivery boy: The pizza is ready!
Smoking hot woman: *giggles*
*They strip off their clothes and have sex*

by Bad C dev October 15, 2021

won't you take me to funkytown

Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me
Town to keep me movin'
Keep me groovin' with some energy
Well, I talk about it, talk about it
Talk about it, talk about it
Talk about, talk about
Talk about movin'
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?

Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me
Town to keep me movin'
Keep me groovin' with some energy
Well, I talk about it, talk about it
Talk about it, talk about it
Talk about, talk about
Talk about movin'
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Won't you take me to Funkytown?

Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me to
Funkytown?
Won't you take me down
To Funkytown?
Won't you take me down
To Funkytown?

by Bad C dev May 6, 2024

Catholic politics

Absolute power corrupts absolutely. It is the absolute truth. Over time, many Catholic popes, priests, and bishops have demonstrated an inability to use their absolute power responsibly. When word/gossip of this leaks out, there is a panic in the magisterium because the Catholic church must be an infallible institution. Then begins the media spin, where the magisterium conjures up whatever lies they can in order to warp the truth to their favor. Then, every bad thing is neatly swept under the rug. This is the cycle of Catholic politics.

I really like Catholicism and it is a great religion with strong morals and lots of good people, but Catholic politics just make me sick.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

Left Arm

Antonym of Right Arm. Means discord, discontent, and disagreement.

I swing at you with my Left Arm, and we'll go through a fight or two! No harm, no harm!

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you cunt fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you!

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

du -sh

A.k.a "the dush", du -sh prints stats about a directory of folders and files to give you the real size recursively.

It's on my list of top ten most runned commands as I have nam flashbacks to 1971, which trigger my paranoia about disk space.

BTW, I use Alpine, BTW.

bad-c-dev@bad-c-pc:~$ du -sh ~/*
4.0K /home/bad-c-dev/Desktop
4.0K /home/bad-c-dev/Documents
4.0K /home/bad-c-dev/Downloads
4.0K /home/bad-c-dev/Music
4.0K /home/bad-c-dev/Pictures
4.0K /home/bad-c-dev/Public
4.0K /home/bad-c-dev/Templates
4.0K /home/bad-c-dev/Videos

by Bad C dev February 5, 2022