Definitions by BWB

Megatwat

n. An individual of either sex (though, let's face it, we're mostly talking about guys here) who truly believe they possess the illest car audio system in your nabe, and make a point of letting this be known to you and others...as often as they deem necessary

Him: My car alarm went off! WTF!?

Me: Some megatwat just rolled by, setting it off...and every other car's on the block.

Megatwat by BWB October 7, 2008

lamb-pit

Yet another fanciful term - aren't there a lot of 'em? - for a woman's genitalia. Popularized(?) by Terry Southern's pointedly purple and over-the-top (but, IMO, somewhat overrated) 1958 book "Candy". (Imagine Henry Miller writing "Tropic of Cancer" on crack and Spanish Fly...and an empty stomach)

She's got a lamb-pit wetter than this rainforest we're slogging through.

lamb-pit by BWB July 26, 2008

Three Cats Back

A Macintosh user who is still using Mac OS X "Panther", in spite of there now being two newer versions (Tiger, Leopard)

Pal: Hey, you load up Leopard on your machine yet?

Me: Nope...you can call me Mr. Three Cats Back!

Three Cats Back by BWB December 28, 2007

blognesia 

n. The sudden loss of one's past blog entries, either due to "pilot error", or a provider-caused software glitch.

Damn, I was just updating an entry an hour ago, and BAM...I lost the last two months of my stuff! Pure blognesia. Was it my fault, or Blogger's?

blognesia by BWB November 19, 2007

virtuozo

Compound of "virtuoso" and "bozo". Connoting a master of stupidity, particularly when demonstrated by someone of high public fame and/or notoriety.

"Y'know, George W. Bush and Tom Cruise rarely come to mind at the same time, but both of 'em are truly virtuozos."

virtuozo by BWB February 2, 2007