BRIAN's definitions

frumpy

Having a girl give you a blow job while sitting on the toilet and taking a dump at the same time

I gave yo mamma a frumpy last night

by Brian February 15, 2003

DAC

DAC = David Allan Coe, one of the finest outlaw country artists to ever grace the scene. Wrote timeless classics such as "Take this job and shove it", "You never even called me by my name", "Would you lay with me(in a field of stone)", "Mona Lisa lost her smile" and countless more. Also collaborated with the late great Dimebag Darrell Abbott on an album entitled "Rebel meets rebel" which every metal and country fan should own.

David Allan Coe is a fine lyricist.

David Allan Coe has written some of the best country music around.

David Allan Coe is NOT Johnny rebel!

DAC, a true american rebel.

by Brian April 17, 2006

Straight to DVD/Oscar nominee/Oscar Winner /#1 in the Box offiece

(adj) words that desribe someone's bootyor ass

-IT IS A WAY FOR GUYS TO TALK ABOUT GIRLS BUTTS WITH OUT THE GIRL KNOWING

straight to dvd means that a girl has nothing there

Oscar nominee means its pretty good but i've seen better

Oscar winner, means "damn" iwant to tap that

#1 in the box office means yeah its good but everyone is getting in to it

when a hot girl walks by
"hey you see that movie?"
"yeah,"
"what did you think"
"oh, a definate nominee"

by Brian October 14, 2004

Toker

A weed smoker

Yo, I'm a fuckin toker, I need'a quit smokin reefer fashizzle, my nizzle

by Brian October 15, 2003

Jackie Chan

The greatest man Alive

Jackie Chan is the greatest man alve.

by Brian October 31, 2004

Anti-camel

Someone who constantly has to piss.

"Come on dude, hurry up. What are you, an anti-camel?"

by Brian September 9, 2004

Grumpkin

A girl shits on your dick, then sucks it off.

grumpkin, ohhh!!!!!

by Brian December 5, 2003