Definitions by BRAUCHWURST

jizz bank

One who routinely ingests semen into any or all orifaces (see also cum dumpster)

"That dirty whore is one big jizz bank"

jizz bank by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

cranial rectal inversion 

The act of having your head up your ass.

"Are you really that stupid? You must be suffering from a cranial rectal inversion. What a dumb-ass."

cranial rectal inversion by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

axle grease 

also known as grungy butt.

axle grease by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

turd puncher 

One who frequently engages in anal sex.

"You faggot ass turd puncher you"

turd puncher by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

windmill 

While penetrating a female from behind, the arms are swung around in a circular motion. After 4 or 5 revolutions, the hands are laid forcefully on the ass cheeks, creating a loud "SMACK".

"My girl loves it when I give her the windmill."

windmill by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

trucker method 

When engaged in sex doggy style, at the moment of ejaculation, you back up and unload.

"I didn't have a condom, so I had to use the trucker method on her."

trucker method by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

D-O-double jizzle

When you use two glazed doughnuts to beat off with

D-O-double jizzle by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003