brandon

Person who is attracted to younger women, usually has a small dick, and almost always has soft lips, and are know to have a eye fetish, and usually masturbates excessively. in the end they always become rich, sometimes as rich as a porn star.

Jorden saw Brandon the other day and he reminded her of his soft lips

by brandon May 05, 2014

zeddy

A fluffy teddy bear used in kinky sex.

I tickled a hot chick on her ass with my zeddy to make her pussy tighter on my penis.

by Brandon December 04, 2003

JBW

Abbrev for John Boy Walton (aka JG, Gorst or Sheesh). Typically found in a bar wobbling and staring at women.

"Fancy another 6 pints JBW?"

by Brandon September 02, 2003

goddamn

I word used in a popular song by Lil Jon and the Eastside Boyz.

"Gon skeet skeet skeet skeet goddamn" followed by another "goddamn"

by Brandon January 05, 2004

afro

A large poof of pubic-style hair resembling a large brillo pad. Usually accompanied by a "pick."

Ice Cube had a sweet Afro in that movie with that really white skinned kid who became a nazi because he had no friends.

by Brandon September 19, 2003

Henry The Magical Lion

A Lion whose name is an acronym of HTML. He doesn't take shit from ANYONE.

"I'ma stab you in tha face"

by Brandon April 14, 2005

Pipe Cleaner

One who uses a pipe cleaner to clean his/her ass in order for it to be clean enough for anal sex. Great preparation for a Donkey Punch

Pat's not straight, he's a fucking pipe cleaner.

by Brandon May 06, 2003