Tiesto Drunk

A state of absolute inebriation from the effects of alcohol. Stumbling and mumbling are just two characteristics of this state. Losing one's friends in a crowded place and having no recollection of where you are, how you got there or how you're getting home as you wander aimlessly in search of lord knows what also characterize this drunken state. Being ‘Tiesto Drunk’ makes one wish they were dead instead of this drunk, but is not to the potentially fatal point of having alcohol poisoning.
I have no recollection of the night I was'Tiesto Drunk' at the club. What a waste of money!
by Brandon January 04, 2005
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douche bag

a device they use in the military in order clean each others foxholes with. They also use the term to insult each other with.
hey general jackson, you are being a real douche baggus maximus.
by Brandon November 10, 2003
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fake rain

When having sex in the anal or doggy style position, a man pulls out his penis and spits a little saliva on the girl's back, thinking he has ejaculated she will look back to see it at which point he ejaculates all over her face.
I used fake rain on Scott's mother last night before she pulled a gun on me.
by Brandon March 13, 2004
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BAR

Slang name for a 2mg. XANAX tablet. Derived from its long bar-like shape.
Florida Governor, Jeb Bush's daughter was arrested for calling in a bullshit prescription for XANAX bars.
by Brandon October 01, 2003
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anchorman

best demoman to ever touch a mouse
anchorman is the greatest demoman to ever touch a mouse, always has been, always will be.
by brandon April 17, 2004
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Fong

Verb. To beat mercilessly.

Noun. A game in which coke bottles filled with sand and duct taped beyond belief are used to fong people.
I wrecked my car, my dad is gonna fong me when he finds out...
by Brandon March 11, 2004
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fat

a greedy person, skinny or fat as long as they can't stop eating
You're eating again? thats FAT
by Brandon August 07, 2004
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