A state of absolute inebriation from the effects of alcohol. Stumbling and mumbling are just two characteristics of this state. Losing one's friends in a crowded place and having no recollection of where you are, how you got there or how you're getting home as you wander aimlessly in search of lord knows what also characterize this drunken state. Being ‘Tiesto Drunk’ makes one wish they were dead instead of this drunk, but is not to the potentially fatal point of having alcohol poisoning.
by Brandon January 04, 2005

a device they use in the military in order clean each others foxholes with. They also use the term to insult each other with.
by Brandon November 10, 2003

When having sex in the anal or doggy style position, a man pulls out his penis and spits a little saliva on the girl's back, thinking he has ejaculated she will look back to see it at which point he ejaculates all over her face.
by Brandon March 13, 2004

Florida Governor, Jeb Bush's daughter was arrested for calling in a bullshit prescription for XANAX bars.
by Brandon October 01, 2003

by brandon April 17, 2004

Verb. To beat mercilessly.
Noun. A game in which coke bottles filled with sand and duct taped beyond belief are used to fong people.
Noun. A game in which coke bottles filled with sand and duct taped beyond belief are used to fong people.
by Brandon March 11, 2004

by Brandon August 07, 2004
