Definitions by BQ Atkin

screwdriver stuck in lefty-loosey 

Someone or something that drives people crazy (v.q. someone with a loose screw).

Don't listen to him! He obviously has his screwdriver stuck in lefty-loosey, he's just gonna drive you crazy!

screwdriver stuck in lefty-loosey by BQ Atkin December 26, 2022

screwdriver stuck in lefty-loosey 

Someone or something that drives people crazy (v.q. someone with a loose screw)

Don’t listen to him! He obviously has his screwdriver stuck in lefty-loosey, he's just gonna drive you crazy!

screwdriver stuck in lefty-loosey by BQ Atkin December 26, 2022

a Germ-X Percent 

A fast and fun way of saying “99.99%”.

Coined from the “Germ-X” claim: “Effective at eliminating 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little is 15 seconds.”

I may not have finished it, but I at least got a Germ-X Percent done.

a Germ-X Percent by BQ Atkin November 2, 2022

Grass Doggy

It’s a Cow.

Ooh, look at the Grass Doggy!

Grass Doggy by BQ Atkin October 20, 2020

Grass Doggy

Cow.

Ooh, look at the Grass Doggy!

Grass Doggy by BQ Atkin October 20, 2020

Grass Puppy 

Cow.

Look at the grass puppy!!

Grass Puppy by BQ Atkin October 20, 2020

Caramel 

The grammatically correct version of carmel.

Could I get some caramel on that please?

Caramel by BQ Atkin December 30, 2019