BQ Atkin's definitions

a Germ-X Percent

A fast and fun way of saying “99.99%”.

Coined from the “Germ-X” claim: “Effective at eliminating 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little is 15 seconds.”

I may not have finished it, but I at least got a Germ-X Percent done.

by BQ Atkin November 2, 2022

screwdriver stuck in lefty-loosey

Someone or something that drives people crazy (v.q. someone with a loose screw).

Don't listen to him! He obviously has his screwdriver stuck in lefty-loosey, he's just gonna drive you crazy!

by BQ Atkin December 26, 2022

Grass Doggy

Cow.

Ooh, look at the Grass Doggy!

by BQ Atkin October 20, 2020

screwdriver stuck in lefty-loosey

Someone or something that drives people crazy (v.q. someone with a loose screw)

Don’t listen to him! He obviously has his screwdriver stuck in lefty-loosey, he's just gonna drive you crazy!

by BQ Atkin December 26, 2022

Grass Puppy

Cow.

Look at the grass puppy!!

by BQ Atkin October 20, 2020

Grass Doggy

It’s a Cow.

Ooh, look at the Grass Doggy!

by BQ Atkin October 20, 2020

Caramel

The grammatically correct version of carmel.

Could I get some caramel on that please?

by BQ Atkin December 30, 2019