BOb's definitions

boeckl

A boeckl is a nigger

Man what a ugly boeckl.

by Bob May 13, 2005

dork

dork (n.) - A person capable of a full range of normal human social
interaction but secretly harboring the desire to become a Dwarf and spend
his/her life in the pursuit of the Dragon who stole his/her magical ale
flaggon.

My roommates seemed totally normal until I came home from
work early one day and caught them playing Dungeons & Dragons on the kitchen
table. Who would have guessed they were fucking dorks?

by Bob April 12, 2005

trogledyte

dumbass

Dumbasses don't know what this word means.

by Bob October 10, 2003

Cock Nugget

Small lumps that appear on ones cock shaft signalling that one needs a wank and has cock winnits which are contageous

A disease that is highly contageous and involves a lot of wanking and going blind

by Bob March 26, 2005

waffling

To talk of write foolishly.
see equivocate and vacillate

He had a habbit waffling tiresomely off the point.

by Bob August 29, 2004

pop the collar

Some faggoty thing that preps do 2 be "cool"
some guys say,"pop ur collar and make the ladies hollar"
and i say,
"FUCK THAT SHIT!!!" to make my point clear, popping ur collar is the gayest thing anyone has ever done.
i mean, i saw this dude at wegman's the other day; he had his hair spiked up throughout his entire head, and his collar popped. ther's nothing wrong w/ spinking ur hair like that, but add it to a popped collar and look like fucking SATAN. ya, that's right, this dude looked like the devil.
no more popping ur collar, k?
P.S.im an atheist

6 year old boy: look mommy, its the devil!
Mom: no, honey, thats just a dude who popped his collar

dont' be a prep and dont pop the collar

by bob September 2, 2008

arovane

serious electronic musician

joe: who the fuck is that, that shit is unreal
Bob:fukin arovane....who the fuck else

by bob September 28, 2003