BOB's definitions

Band

A very common disease in which the individual feels the need to repeatedly play an object, usually referred to as an "instrument," on an day to day basis. Common side effects are loss of hair, virginity, social status, social life, and in some cases, mild death

Bob: Wanna go to the movies?
Bobette: I can't, I have Band

by Bob March 5, 2003

ramp

1. An incline
2. required on all public buildings by the federal government
3. a play thing
4. a tool used to attain "air" by skateboarders
5. blah?

"dude i just got major air off that ramp, your mom!!!"

by Bob February 9, 2004

EVIL

A weirdo cult with a website on geocities. It is an acronym for "Every Villian Is Lemons".

EVILs (followers of EVIL) apparently believe that god is a gorilla living on the moon and is named "Mozzarella". They worship cheese, and say that Dick Cheney and Chuck E. Cheese are their messiahs.

In short, EVILs are one screwed-up bunch of wackos.

The EVIL sacred text is the "Book O' EVIL." EVILs have serious issues.

by Bob October 15, 2003

metallica

dude... metallica kicks ass! thanks to dave mustaine, we get 2 great bands instead of one

metallica =
fade to black, master of puppets, one, creeping death, seek and destroy, whiplash, for whom the bell tolls, welcome home (sanitarium), enter sandman, battery, and a shitload more

by bob September 12, 2008

Blessed Sacrament

Blessed Sacrament has some of the sweetest, caring, and loving people i've ever met in my life. They are all gorgeous and are all incredibly smart. They rock my world. I live for BSS girls..And if you got to know them you would love em..preps are so incredibly amazing and everyone should love them. they are all awesome at sports and go on to great schools. They don't discriminate against schools like some people...They are incredible i love them so much and everyone should try to get to know them

BSSgirl: hi
Publicschoolkid: get away from me
BSSgirl: i still love you so much

by Bob February 15, 2005

BurnoutPed

a dumfuck that has no penis that fucks dogs up the rear end

keith is a burout ped kidding man aight?!?!?

by bob September 19, 2003

luhar

all that is good

that ass is luhar

by bob May 8, 2004