BMG's definitions

beer

Any one of serveral IBC beverages, but most often used to refer to root beer

Let's get some beers at Walmart.

by BMG December 17, 2002

Noah Matt

Assistant manager of Cub Foods and former child star of TV show "Warriors in the Hall."

This has been Noah Matt, signing off.

by BMG January 15, 2003

MPV

Mazda MPV which, contrary to common belief, is an abbreviation for Moon Patrol Vehicle.

What? Scott totalled the old MPV on the way to the DMV?

by BMG December 17, 2002

ABF

an "already been frozen" beer (see beer) perfect for the drinking

we just got back from WaMart so there aren't any IBC ABF

by BMG December 17, 2002

real kappa

an actual police officer

eh ALIVE!! real kappa!! ALIVE swat!

by BMG December 17, 2002

the Cheat

the cheat is grounded!

we had that light switch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off, not so you could throw light switch raves.

by BMG December 18, 2002

in the bag

to throm somehting into the crotch of your unsuspecting friend, specifically a Tyson chicken doll wearing a red cape.

"its in the bag!"
followed by throwing of said doll directly into the balls of your friend

by BMG December 17, 2002