Definitions by BJoe's dad

Anime body pillow 

A bigger turn off for women than yourself.

Jon: dude, why can't I get a girl

Adam: maybe you should get rid of that sad-ass anime body pillow and get a life you fag.

Anime body pillow by BJoe's dad December 11, 2019

Away 

Where your father went

Jon: mom, where's dad

Mom: uhh... Away

Away by BJoe's dad December 11, 2019

Solitary confinement 

Where your virginity is

Jon: why can I ever get laid

Adam: cus your virginity is stuck in solitary confinement serving life without the chance of parole

Solitary confinement by BJoe's dad December 11, 2019

Weeaboo 

The reason that Amber alerts were invented.

Jack: look Shan, I just got a Amber alert

Shan: Who bets it was the weeaboo kid again.

Weeaboo by BJoe's dad August 24, 2019