BJoe's dad's definitions

Anime body pillow

A bigger turn off for women than yourself.

Jon: dude, why can't I get a girl

Adam: maybe you should get rid of that sad-ass anime body pillow and get a life you fag.

by BJoe's dad December 11, 2019

Weeaboo

The reason that Amber alerts were invented.

Jack: look Shan, I just got a Amber alert

Shan: Who bets it was the weeaboo kid again.

by BJoe's dad August 24, 2019

Away

Where your father went

Jon: mom, where's dad

Mom: uhh... Away

by BJoe's dad December 11, 2019

Solitary confinement

Where your virginity is

Jon: why can I ever get laid

Adam: cus your virginity is stuck in solitary confinement serving life without the chance of parole

by BJoe's dad December 11, 2019