trump card

To be used in place of saying you're getting laid.

I can't hang with guys tonight. I'm playing my trump card.(Sex trumps everything else}

by BJ December 16, 2003

compaq

an extremely shitty computer where everything is built into the motherboard so nothing can be upgraded.

Compaq is the best thing in computers since AOL!

by BJ March 20, 2003

sharted

When you fart and by accident take a small shit in your pants. Usally wet shit. Not cool to do in peoples dorm rooms.

Zach walks to Bathroom...
Zach: O shit.. Ben i need a new pair of bokers
Ben: What the fuck
Zach: Yea, i sharted

by BJ September 27, 2004

grits

The Southern version of pollenta.

by BJ July 18, 2003

cannibal

a species that eats its own kind. specificly, when a nigger eats its own feces.

look at whoopi take a crap on that plate. now she's eating it! what a cannibal!

by bj September 22, 2005

Badusy

the after sex aroma of booty dick and pussy.

yo nigga u have been fuckin sum 1 cause it defitnitly smells like badusy up in this joint.

by BJ July 01, 2003

meat pole

a cock usually 8-12 inches in length. (mostly black)

that slut was riding that meat pole like an all-star

by BJ May 13, 2005