Vilho is a demonic gym rat, he has molded his body like a chameleon into becoming quite the stout muscular feller, he also happens to own a chameleon guitar. Vilho sufferes from anger issues whenever someone is playing mario kart and enjoying a beeer (also known as beerio-kart). Vilho pulls all the women in the club. He has mastered the art of getting some snatch at any given club at any given time or moment. Vilho is also knowing for pacing around in circles for hours. Vilho also used to be a top 100 counter strike player in wingman, mostly by getting carried by his other side. Vilho also invented the technique called "nigga or hombre" which is applied when playing rekkakuski during saunailta. Vilho also has a horrible track record of failing to shotgun beers. Vilho is guilty as they come of sleeping during class, he somehow finessed his way into a university by sleeping through all of high school. He has since completely retired from CS:GO (due to having a shit pc), he threw his pick on the ground so hard during a live school performance that is was heard on the recording, he now majors in pussy hunting in disgusting clubs (Old something), he also claims to not be able to play guitar (Paul Gilbert asked him for lessons), he still suffers every car ride with his mother where she plays classical music (he majored in classical guitar), he also throws hissy fits whenever things don't go perfectly to plan (usually this might be that there is NO vodka-lime).
Vilho broke character and started singing some old Bob Dylan song again.
Vilho tried to kick his guitarist from his own band (due to retardation) but he failed.
Vilho almost missed a note and threw his pick on the ground and his amplifier at the singer.
Vilho claims Slayer stole all of his riffs.
Vilho is still mad about not recieving royalties from Metallica (he wrote Nothing Else Matters and has Dave Mustaine on speed dial).
Vilho still threatens to break the Wii anytime someone tries to play Beerio-Kart.
Vilho is also gonna kick his soon to be room-mate/landlord out of his own appartment.
Vilho is also trying to make his drummer play "Simply Inhuman".
Vilho is pissed again
Vilho is still mad about the beer prices at "Augustinatten 2023".
Vilho has aids!
Vilho tried to kick his guitarist from his own band (due to retardation) but he failed.
Vilho almost missed a note and threw his pick on the ground and his amplifier at the singer.
Vilho claims Slayer stole all of his riffs.
Vilho is still mad about not recieving royalties from Metallica (he wrote Nothing Else Matters and has Dave Mustaine on speed dial).
Vilho still threatens to break the Wii anytime someone tries to play Beerio-Kart.
Vilho is also gonna kick his soon to be room-mate/landlord out of his own appartment.
Vilho is also trying to make his drummer play "Simply Inhuman".
Vilho is pissed again
Vilho is still mad about the beer prices at "Augustinatten 2023".
Vilho has aids!
by BIgMiddleman January 18, 2025
A boy or man who is in love with fortnite more than his girlfriend, his 12 year old cousin has violent sex with him and William doesn't get to consent. Williams are also commonly regarded as being lower tier humans since they tend to have shit thoughts and low IQ. Williams are certified alpha wannabes but end up being the biggest beta in the room.
Williams are also known to cause brainrot to their 10 year old cousins by getting them hooken on nicotine products.
Other side effects of being a William might include, late puberty, no signs of maturing, under 6 feet in height and shit taste in music.
Williams are also known to cause brainrot to their 10 year old cousins by getting them hooken on nicotine products.
Other side effects of being a William might include, late puberty, no signs of maturing, under 6 feet in height and shit taste in music.
by BIgMiddleman December 20, 2021
Definition: Selma is a person who you cannot read, whilst talking to a Selma you will find yourselff wondering if she is actually interested in talking to you, or just insatiably horny. A Selma might make outlandish statements and gloss over them as if they were just any mundane sentence that could be uttered by a sentient human being. A Selma might also get between your social relationships both metaphorically and physically. A Selma might even manage to turn you and your dearest friend against each other or unite in hatred against them. They generally have massive foreheads. If you run into a person who could be described as a "Selma" your best choice of action would be to get the fuck outta' dodge!
Yo! did Selma just try to molest you again?
This bitch has real Selma vibes.
I cant tell if im horny or hate myself, why the fuck would I talk to her otherwise?
This bitch has real Selma vibes.
I cant tell if im horny or hate myself, why the fuck would I talk to her otherwise?
by BIgMiddleman January 18, 2025
Joni's are commonly known as silent creatures. They lurk in the shadows and operate by their own standard and intuition. Joni's come across as friendly chill guys but there is a dark side to them. The more time you spend with one of these lizard like creatures the more you realize that they are all leeches. Joni's have a clear concept of adapting to social situations to maximize their shekel gaining potential. Joni's are infamous for getting everything handed to them and never paying for anything themselves. Joni's are also generally addicted to anime, porn and shit memes which they recycle for ages. These creatures are no men, they are lizards of Dreynor, goblins of the loot.
Other side effects of being a Joni might include, not understanding social cues, being unable to maintain a sleep schedule for longer than 24 hours, being bedridden and taking 40 minute shits on a daily basis, burning their forzen pizzas to crisp, ruining the mood, being generally autistic, driving to the kitchen with their hoverboard since their legs are unusually weak, having hobbit feet.
Other side effects of being a Joni might include, not understanding social cues, being unable to maintain a sleep schedule for longer than 24 hours, being bedridden and taking 40 minute shits on a daily basis, burning their forzen pizzas to crisp, ruining the mood, being generally autistic, driving to the kitchen with their hoverboard since their legs are unusually weak, having hobbit feet.
This some real Joni like behaviour
Joni is being retarded again
Joni is being himself again
Can you not be such a Joni right now?
Joni, stfu
Joni is being retarded again
Joni is being himself again
Can you not be such a Joni right now?
Joni, stfu
by BIgMiddleman December 20, 2021