LBH

Little Boy Haircut; similar to the bowl cut

He won't come to school cause of that LBH his mom made him get.

by bert December 13, 2004

Belmet

A short fat woman with a bowl cut. Usually lives in a cave and feeds off young schoolchildren

School kid 1: Belmets hungry

School kid 2: better stay away from the cave

by BErt July 05, 2012

rent a whore

refering to strippers or as they prefer, exotic entertainers or dancers. They are just women that you rent by the song at $20.00 a pop.

a dancer is just a "rent a whore"

by bert April 10, 2005

SWILF

Silk
Wig
I'd
Like to
Fuck

A sexy coffin dodger.

Anyone who drives a volvo cabriolet.

by Bert November 10, 2004

do it big

taking things to the next level. not resting on your own laurels. taking that extra step

man bert is doing it big in that heavy cheavy he not only has the 26 inch spinners he has 15 tv screens in it too.

by bert June 04, 2004

shrimpy

he came... he saw... he shot his load everywhere

shrimpy.

by bert February 03, 2003

assnee

ance on the ass; butt pimples

He's got a nasty case of assne

by bert December 13, 2004