Barbell

A 7 foot long iron, 45 pound steel stick that people load weight plates on to mog soibois (also to get swole and strong AF)

"Time to load the barbell with 6 plates and watch me mog the local soibois"

by BETTS SEAL! November 21, 2021

United Mexican States

Mexico's official name. 32 States, one federal district.

I went to the United Mexican States this summer. it was nice to see all their states.

by BETTS SEAL! December 25, 2018

Condoms

A protective barrier that can prevent pregnant and std's. puts you in 18 years of pain if it breaks.

If you don't want kids or a bad infection, wear condoms.

by BETTS SEAL! December 27, 2018

Kingdom of Hawai'i

Hawai'i when it was a independent country. Fell to US imperialism.

The last queen of the Kingdom of Hawai'i was queen Liliʻuokalani.

by BETTS SEAL! December 26, 2018

Poi Pounding

What white people call Kui Kalo

let's do some poi pounding!(gets slapped)

by BETTS SEAL! April 16, 2019

Big Bad John

A song by Jimmy dean. Big John was the epitome of hard work and masculinity. Standing at 6'6" and weighing 245 lb, broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip. He sacrificed himself to save others when the mine he was working in collapsed

Every mornin at the mine, you'd see him arrive. He stood 6 foot 6 and weighed 245. Kinda broad at his shoulder and narrow at the hip, and everyone knew you didn't give no lip to big John.
Big John, big John, big bad John.

by BETTS SEAL! November 21, 2021

The Hanging Tree

A song by Marty Robbins. It tells of a man who was looking for gold and almost got hung but survived and walked away from the hanging tree with his true love. Not to be confused with the hanging tree from the hunger games. This song is leagues better that that one.

Yes I walked away from the hanging tree, and my own true love did Walk with me

by BETTS SEAL! November 21, 2021