president bush

a president who's an idiot, but its not his fault. it runs in the family!

I gotta stay offa them pretzels.-president Bush

by Ben April 04, 2005

Doof

To walk funny like an overweight senior citizen; to act as one throwing his head back to pip out a laugh; to act as one that says 'wha' instead of 'what'.

Doofy dan, Doofy dan, you got a big ass head

by Ben May 31, 2003

vagina

A girl's sexual organ that we dirty men can get thier penises in

"Oh johnny, i love the way you stick your penis in my vagina"

"Hey jane, you love the way i stick my penis in your vagina, so we make babies".

by ben February 28, 2005

bird

Nickname of one of the great saxophonists, Charlie Parker.

by Ben October 30, 2003

buttmitton

a game of trading licks involving a tennis racket and spanking one another.

i decided that tonight just wasn't the night to shave my ass after i played a couple of games of buttmitton.

by ben November 14, 2003

Flying the Hog

Draping the penis outside the pants through the zipper or other opening. This term applies to the "PUBLIC" display of genitals only. It does not apply to the scrotum.

Tommy lost the bet, so now he has to Fly the Hog at the bus stop.

by ben February 24, 2004

cocknose

Originated because sum1 has a nose so steep its a double black ski run, and looks remarkably cock shaped

Tamsin u have a cock nose

by Ben April 13, 2005