Sahlmon

A man who emits foul odors similar to that of a dead salmon fish. The salmon can be found grazing the grounds of washington, dc. Sahlmon usually breeds once per lifetime, with a life expectancy of SIQ.

John: Jesus, what is that horrible smell? I'm about to vomit...
Matt: Don't worry, that's just Sahl.

by Ben April 06, 2005

molestation center

slang term for the catholic church

-Hey man, Wanna get trashed tonight?

-Nah, I gotta wake up early and go to the molestation center

by Ben December 10, 2003

Borange

as in the southpark "marklar" episode, borange is anything you want it to be... "hello borange, we went to borange bay and went borange...."

" lick your borange you stupid borange!"

im going to borange on the weekend"

i like your new borange, it goes well with your borange

by ben January 11, 2005

duff

To strike

Geoff pushed me so I duffed him in the face.

by ben October 06, 2003

Bargine cunt

adjective- refers to the act of enloping with a lady who has the same expectations about the relationship as you.

1)'...and so all she wants is sex'
2)that's a bargine cunt.

by ben November 16, 2003

Maverick

Reverse Shocker. Two in the poo, one in the coo. Two in the ass, one in the grass. Inverted shocker dive. (source-Top Gun)

After applying the shocker, turn wrist 180 degrees counter clock-wise (thumb to the south) and re-insert. This will result in a white gooey substance. Don't be alarmed.

by Ben November 17, 2003

soylent green

1. Food made from dead people.
2. A really bad and cliched SciFi movie.

"This Soylent Green tasted like Uncle Phil"

by ben November 18, 2003