Sahlmon

A man who emits foul odors similar to that of a dead salmon fish. The salmon can be found grazing the grounds of washington, dc. Sahlmon usually breeds once per lifetime, with a life expectancy of SIQ.
John: Jesus, what is that horrible smell? I'm about to vomit...
Matt: Don't worry, that's just Sahl.
by Ben April 06, 2005
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molestation center

-Hey man, Wanna get trashed tonight?

-Nah, I gotta wake up early and go to the molestation center
by Ben December 10, 2003
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Borange

as in the southpark "marklar" episode, borange is anything you want it to be... "hello borange, we went to borange bay and went borange...."
" lick your borange you stupid borange!"

im going to borange on the weekend"

i like your new borange, it goes well with your borange
by ben January 11, 2005
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duff

Geoff pushed me so I duffed him in the face.
by ben October 06, 2003
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Bargine cunt

adjective- refers to the act of enloping with a lady who has the same expectations about the relationship as you.
1)'...and so all she wants is sex'
2)that's a bargine cunt.
by ben November 16, 2003
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Maverick

Reverse Shocker. Two in the poo, one in the coo. Two in the ass, one in the grass. Inverted shocker dive. (source-Top Gun)
After applying the shocker, turn wrist 180 degrees counter clock-wise (thumb to the south) and re-insert. This will result in a white gooey substance. Don't be alarmed.
by Ben November 17, 2003
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soylent green

1. Food made from dead people.
2. A really bad and cliched SciFi movie.
"This Soylent Green tasted like Uncle Phil"
by ben November 18, 2003
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