BEN's definitions

Doppel-Gangers

An indiginous worm located in South Africa. They hang from trees and when approached they make strange wooping noises and jump at your face. Then they suck the sweet sweet juices from your eyes and make a nest in your intestines. They can grow from 5 inches to 5 feet long. The doppel-ganger is endangered so please do not hunt them for sport.

Guy1- Did you hear that?
Guy2- Hey whats that in the tree over there?
Guy1- Thats a doppel-ganger.
DoppelGanger- WOOP WOOP!
Guy1andGuy2- AHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Ben January 25, 2004

dwacist

an act of being racist but against a dwarf

Life's too short is a dwacist show with dwacist humour

by Ben February 14, 2015

bumfuzzling

Absolutely confusing; making no sense at all; total nonsense

Bia stop talkin, u so bumfuzzlin, its makin my head hurt.

by Ben February 24, 2003

chod

A dick that is wider than long

She tried to suck the chod, but had a hard time handling the sheer girth of it.

by Ben July 18, 2003

orange ruffy

Ugly redheaded girl - derived from an extremely ugly native fish of Australia

Check out the bloody!
Ooohhh - good orange ruffy

by Ben November 18, 2004

nerf hearder

a stupid, dump, retarded dickhead

tony blair is such nerf hearder

by ben September 23, 2003

+r@n51aT3

+r@n51aT3 == Translate.

Sort of crap that you get when you end up speaking so much haxor that it ain't good for you.

j00 +r@n51aT3 h4x0r?

by ben November 28, 2003