BEAST_modez's definitions

High School

A form of inhumanity, believed to have been outlawed by the Geneva Conventions (See Hell). The longer one spends in a so called "Educational Facility," the worse the mental capacity, attention span, and overall health become (See Death). It is a common belief that once one is out of said facility, they are free to do whatever they wish. This is Bull Shit. The extended residence at one of these locations (See Failure) can lead to Suicide. Common side effects of high school include Insanity, Drug abuse and losing The Game. All in all, high school is a fate worse than Barney.

A) Person 1 - "HOLY SHIT! HE KILLED HIMSELF! WHAT HAPPENED!"
Person 2 - (shakes head) "High School"
B) High School Musical 3

by BEAST_modez January 19, 2009

Ferrets

Ferrets are the current greatest threat to humanity. They currently control 51.3% of the worlds' oil supply and 73.6% of all known uranium sources. While ferrets appear kind and cute, they are actually plotting vengeance for all the inhumanities they have lived through. It is a little known fact that ferrets were the first troops drafted during the Vietnam conflict and were also forced to use segregated areas during the 1920s. The majority of ferrets are not violent, and would rather forget the past atrocities, but there are a few powerful radical sects that are believed to have been behind attacks on Madrid, London, New York and Mexico City. They have a vast information network, and experts at the CIA, KGB and MI6 have yet to crack the codes that they use.

President John F. Kennedy was killed by ferrets

by Beast_modez March 12, 2009