BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP's definitions

the pen is mightier than the sword

A phrase that literally means you could cut someone in half with a pen.

Meh.

I slayed the dragon with my pen that was mightier than the sword.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 1, 2003

enjo

An annoying brand of cleaning utensils with their catchy jingle of ear-straining madness.

Enjo, Enjo, Enjo! A cleaning we will go!

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 2, 2003

second

A length of time that is very-under-exaggerated.

<Killer> Hey there.
<Spiller> Hi, I'll be back in a second.
<Killer> Okay.
*** 20 minutes later ***
<Killer> ...
<Spiller> I'm back.
<Killer> Where were you?
<Spiller> Hang on, back in a second.
*** Killer is offline ***

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 2, 2003

broken

Out of order, like my old walkman.

The inability to function.

Crap, my ass is broken. Oh well. I'll be sitting here for a while, so... definitions galore.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 2, 2003

spammer

A clever, diabolical person who gets free non-stop advertisement across the globe in millions of peoples electronic mail boxes.

With no money in his pocket and no way to pay for television advertisements for his new creation The Girlfriend Remote, Gerald turned to SPAM and made millions of dollars in a month.

Clever boy.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 8, 2003

unconditional love

You may have my unconditional love, on one condition.

Shut up.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 12, 2003

The page cannot be displayed

Something my browser is getting too often now. This may occur when you are not connected to the Internet, the page no longer exists or your ISP is a bitch.

My ADSL is fucking up.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 12, 2003