pants

What I wear on my head to amuse my chums and associates.

"Will sir be wearing his pants on his head today?" - My Butler

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003

dirty pillows

Water Balloons

My meat hooks got stuck to your dirty pillows.

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

the dangling drop

The dangling piece of faeces on the tip of your anus that won't drop off, no matter how hard you force, squeeze or swing. Usually dangling by an extremely tenacious thread.

I swayed my ass as much as I could but the dangling drop wouldn't let go.

by Bastardized Bottomburp April 02, 2003

chiggajiggawigga

chinese man who thinks he is a black man who thinks he is a white man who thinks he is a blackman.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 30, 2003

Ash Ketchum

Character known to appear on bottles of ketchup.

Ash Ketchum Brand Ketchup. May contain traces of ballhair.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 04, 2003

dracula

1. Blood suckling count. He is a vampire. Go figure.
2. A song by Gorillaz.

Dracula met his foe, Prosacula and the two fought til dawn, at which point they shriveled up and burnt.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 12, 2003

+O

To add O to something

+O to my bowl of cloves!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 13, 2003