BAMFMASTA M's definitions

Crusty-Crab

With sexual relations after a women's menstrual bleeding, the penis emerges from the vagina with a flakey, scabby, residue.

Johnny was pleasantly surprised when he was left with a crusty-crab from his brother's girlfriend.

by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

Christmas Sweater

When a man or women snorts cocaine from the inside of the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

While in jail, Brady was very popular because he supplied a christmas sweater to all the other inmates.

by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010