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Aqua plaining

Verb. To slide uncontrollably on a wet surface.
The car’s tires were aqua plaining in the partially flooded roads.
by B-rizzle December 22, 2018
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t.i.v.

Noun. Tornado intercept vehicle. It’s a specialized armored car designed to withstand intense tornadic winds. The Tornado Intercept Vehicle 1 (TIV 1) and Tornado Intercept Vehicle 2 (TIV 2) are vehicles used to film with an IMAX camera from very close proximity to or within a tornado. They were designed by film director Sean Casey. On May 27, 2013, the TIV2 filmed the inside of a tornado in Kansas with Casey inside.
The t.i.v. Weighs 16,500 pounds and is an amazing invention.
by B-rizzle March 1, 2019
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16 bars off the noggin

Noun. Slang. Literally means 16 lines of rap music off the top of your head.
Hey bro! Sup? Gimme 16 bars off the noggin! Wym? I mean gimme 16 bars of rap music off the top of your head!
by B-rizzle August 30, 2019
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craftyism

Slang. Acronym. Can’t remember a fuckin thing yet I still manage. It literally means although you have a shitty memory you do the best you can.
Dad: can you please sweep the floor, take out the trash, and clean the garage? Son: yes but can you repeat that? Dad: why? Son: I have craftyism.

Dad: what’s craftyism? Son: Can’t remember a fuckin thing yet I still manage. It literally means although you have a shitty memory you do the best you can. Dad: oh ok.
by B-rizzle June 27, 2019
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Charlotte

Her Charlotte felt really good on my penis.
by B-rizzle February 11, 2019
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jerk book

Noun. Slang for your intentions to jerk off like a to do list.
Bruh! Why’d you take a screenshot of me? I hope you don’t put me in your jerk book? Wdym Jerk book? It’s Slang for your intentions to jerk off like a to do list.
by B-rizzle January 2, 2024
mugGet the jerk bookmug.

P.n.s.

Slang. Pussy never sleeps. It’s when woman texts you while you’re sleeping and you don’t answer.
A guy tells his friends a woman texted him when he was sleeping. He didn’t answer. His friends said hey bro! Don’t you know P.n.s. What’s that? Pussy never sleeps!
by B-rizzle February 15, 2019
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