dork wrench

Noun. A geek’s favorite tool. Whenever a geek fixes something he uses a dork wrench.

Geek: pass that dork wrench. Friend: The what?

Geek: the dork wrench. Aka my favorite tool

by B-rizzle June 09, 2019

Gayyhound

Noun. Slang. A girly race dog. Instead of a greyhound.

Look at that girly race dog! What do ya call it? It’s a Gayyhound! Instead of a greyhound.

by B-rizzle June 23, 2019

Aqua plaining

Verb. To slide uncontrollably on a wet surface.

The car’s tires were aqua plaining in the partially flooded roads.

by B-rizzle December 22, 2018

twot thump

Slang. It’s the equivalent for a woman getting kicked in the cooter than it is for a guy getting kicked in his balls.

I swear next time I see that bitch imma twot thump her! What does it mean to twot thump?

It’s the equivalent for a woman getting kicked in the cooter than it is for a guy getting kicked in his balls.

by B-rizzle June 20, 2019

fuckin.i.s.h.

Noun. Slang. Fuckin Illinois shit head. It’s someone from Illinois you hate because of how bad they drive.

Have you heard about how badly people drive in Illinois? Yeah it’s bad down there. Yeah there’s a lot of fuckin.i.s.h. What’s fuckin.i.s.h.? Fuckin Illinois shit head. It’s someone from Illinois you hate because of how bad they drive. Oh ok lol

by B-rizzle August 01, 2019

Wts

Slang. Way too sexy. It’s what you say when you see an overly attractive woman.

Bro! Did you see her? Yeah! She’s Wts!

by B-rizzle March 18, 2019

Pang-Wangler

Verb. A Pang-Wangler someone who lives or goes along cheerfully in spite of minor misfortunes.

Mickey Mouse is great example of a pang-wangler. He walks happily down the street whistling when things go wrong.

by B-rizzle December 10, 2018