B-rizzle's definitions

Chrissss

Noun. This how Herbert from family guy says Chris. It’s his whistle.

Hey Chrissss get yo fat ass over here!

by B-rizzle November 26, 2018

i’m taking a grumpy

Slang. It’s what you say when you want to take a 💩.

Hey bro! Hurry up! Do you mind? I’m taking a grumpy

by B-rizzle May 3, 2019

twin header

Slang. The act of fucking more than 1 set of female twins in a 24 hour period.

Boyyy! I had me a twin header! What’s that?! I fucked a set of twins at 2:30 this morning. Then I fucked another set of twins at 10:30! Bro! You’re a beast!

by B-rizzle May 23, 2019

Tay Tay

Noun. Short for Taylor Swift.

Tay Tay is an amazing singer!

by B-rizzle September 20, 2018

Dick Goesinya

Noun. A kooky lawyer for a hooker who’s on trial for prostitution.

Hooker: I demand a lawyer! Who did you hire? His name is Dick Goesinya

by B-rizzle January 24, 2019

grtc

Slang. Gargantuan raging thunder cunt. It’s the ultimate example of of super mega crabby ass bitch. Aunt Flo isn’t very nice to her. She has pms 24/7!

Girl: don’t touch my shit! Guy: stfu you grtc! What’s a grtc? Gargantuan raging thunder cunt!
You’re the ultimate example of of super mega crabby ass bitch. You have pms 24/7!

by B-rizzle April 25, 2019

golly sgt. carter

Noun. Gomer Pyle’s main catchphrase

Pyle! Did you close the car door!? Golly Sgt. Carter I sure did. Really?.. Then why is it open?!

by B-rizzle November 26, 2018