B-Rizzle's definitions

padlock

Noun. Slang. It’s how women prevent tampon theft.

Hey! She’s stealing my tampons! She won’t get far. Why not? I have a padlock on them!

by B-rizzle June 25, 2019

T/b

Noun. Slang. Total bitch. Someone who you hate beyond words.

Hey you’re a T/b ! What’s a T/b? Total bitch. Someone who you hate beyond words.

by B-rizzle June 26, 2019

Vagitarius

Slang. Noun. It literally means a porn star’s favorite astrological sign cuz he loves pussy that much

Director: what’s your favorite sign? Vagitarius!

Director: wym? Porn star: It literally means a porn star’s favorite astrological sign cuz he loves pussy that much! Director: nice bro!

by B-rizzle June 26, 2019

Piggy bank

Noun. It’s how cops save their money. The pig part being the cop.

How do cops save their money? They use a piggy bank. The pig part being the cop.

by B-rizzle June 26, 2019

craftyism

Slang. Acronym. Can’t remember a fuckin thing yet I still manage. It literally means although you have a shitty memory you do the best you can.

Dad: can you please sweep the floor, take out the trash, and clean the garage? Son: yes but can you repeat that? Dad: why? Son: I have craftyism.

Dad: what’s craftyism? Son: Can’t remember a fuckin thing yet I still manage. It literally means although you have a shitty memory you do the best you can. Dad: oh ok.

by B-rizzle June 27, 2019

do not make anymore disturbed

Slang. It’s a warning for whenever you see the do not disturb sign on a door if you disturb them you’ll make them more mentally disturbed. Word of advice: leave them alone!

Hey! Why can’t I disturb them? Cuz the sign says do not disturb. What happens if I disturb them? Then they’ll become more mentally disturbed. Can’t you read? There’s another sign that says do not make anymore disturbed. It’s a warning for whenever you see the do not disturb sign on a door if you disturb them you’ll make them more mentally disturbed. Word of advice: leave them alone!

by B-rizzle June 27, 2019

extra virgin oil

Slang. Noun. It’s what pedophiles use on their pasta. The extra virgin part is when the girls he likes are very young inexperienced virgins.

Creep: hand me that extra virgin oil please. Girl: why do you call it that? It’s what pedophiles use on their pasta. The extra virgin part is when the girls he likes are very young inexperienced virgins. Girl: you’re a pathetic creepy guy who’s going to live with his mom for the rest of his life! Get tf away from me!

by B-rizzle June 27, 2019