Skirt alert 🚨

Slang. It’s when it’s really windy and women have to hold onto their skirts.

Man: It’s really windy today. Woman: skirt alert 🚨 What’s a skirt alert? When it’s ready windy us women have to hold onto our skirts so they don’t blow away.

by B-rizzle March 15, 2019

butt ramifications

Noun. Slang. It’s what happens when gays don’t get action. Butt cuz he’s gay and ramifications cuz there’s consequences for not getting any: he cuts them off!

Hey! Why can’t I get some? Some what? Action! I’m cutting you off! Why? Cuz you won’t give me any! You know what that’s called? What? Butt ramifications

by B-rizzle June 22, 2019

Smash and Dashcam

Noun. How hookers keep track of car fucks.

The hookers pimp asked her how many car fucks she had. She’s like let me check the Smash and Dashcam!

by B-rizzle February 13, 2019

Pang-Wangler

Verb. A Pang-Wangler someone who lives or goes along cheerfully in spite of minor misfortunes.

Mickey Mouse is great example of a pang-wangler. He walks happily down the street whistling when things go wrong.

by B-rizzle December 11, 2018

service nut

Noun. Slang. A person who goes to a car dealership every day with a new problem or concern.

Why do you go to the car dealership every day? You're a service nut! Wym? You go to a car dealership every day with a new problem or concern.

by B-rizzle September 17, 2019

Adlib

Verb. A basic step in ballroom dancing to let you fully get around the dance floor by navigating corners.

In order to get from one place to the other on the dance floor the dancers used an adlib.

by B-rizzle December 01, 2018

Idk I just work here

Slang. It’s what you say if you don’t want to work when you’re at your job.

Hey. Excuse me. Hi can I help you? Yes I’m looking for aisle 8. Idk I just work here.

by B-rizzle February 04, 2019