3 definitions by B Keel
A crappy private school. About half their school are ugly-ass girls with penises. Founded by a man with no genitalia, the school requires that all students suck the wooden penis located at the front of the school at least once a day.
Classes there include:
Homosexual Sex class
Anal Sex followed by blowjobs class
Castration class
I wish I went to the Prep class
My parents don't love me class
There are no sports teams at O'Hara, since they were all disbanded after never winning a single game ever.
Classes there include:
Homosexual Sex class
Anal Sex followed by blowjobs class
Castration class
I wish I went to the Prep class
My parents don't love me class
There are no sports teams at O'Hara, since they were all disbanded after never winning a single game ever.
God hates O'Hara.
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Your mom was O'Haraing outside on the porch last night.
Damn, I should stop her. That's illegal in all fifty-one states, including Canada.
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I hate O'Hara. I'm just going to end up working as a janitor at the Prep when I grow up.
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Your mom was O'Haraing outside on the porch last night.
Damn, I should stop her. That's illegal in all fifty-one states, including Canada.
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I hate O'Hara. I'm just going to end up working as a janitor at the Prep when I grow up.
by B Keel May 4, 2005
A lesbian bisexual man with three penises and a constant hard-on. Constantly asks for sexual devices and acts from unsuspecting passerbys. When aroused, attacks person(s) and rapes their belly button.
CAUTION: When confronted by a Farkhorn, do NOT run! Their sight is based on movement!
CAUTION: When confronted by a Farkhorn, do NOT run! Their sight is based on movement!
Little Suzie, look out! A farkhorn!
Can you give I give you an Alaskan Firedragon, pretty lady?
Ah no! It doesn't fit in there!
*Rip*
Can you give I give you an Alaskan Firedragon, pretty lady?
Ah no! It doesn't fit in there!
*Rip*
by B Keel May 6, 2005
A lesser prep school. Known as Malvern, it is located in the middle of nowhere and is frequently the site of Amish mafia raids. Students of the school often arm themselves with weapons to protect against such attacks, but are more often too inept at physical action to move out of the way.
When looking for a real prep school, students apply in massive numbers to the Prep School of champions, Saint Joseph's Prep. Located in Philly, the students need not weapons to protect themselves, for the school has professional ninjas hired permanently as bodyguards. Since all the talented people come to the Prep, it owns all other schools in academics and athletics.
Parents, don't wuss out and send your child to a lesser school. Send your child where they deserve it. The Prep. Home of the Pirate Mixer, where there's twenty sexy girls who want to go all the way to every guy. Now that you know, don't make a mistake. Because knowing is half the battle.
When looking for a real prep school, students apply in massive numbers to the Prep School of champions, Saint Joseph's Prep. Located in Philly, the students need not weapons to protect themselves, for the school has professional ninjas hired permanently as bodyguards. Since all the talented people come to the Prep, it owns all other schools in academics and athletics.
Parents, don't wuss out and send your child to a lesser school. Send your child where they deserve it. The Prep. Home of the Pirate Mixer, where there's twenty sexy girls who want to go all the way to every guy. Now that you know, don't make a mistake. Because knowing is half the battle.
Dude, I visited this Malvern place yesterday. They molested me and stole my wallet.
Oh, that sucks. You should visit the Prep! They gave me free tickets and show me how to use them to get girls with!
Tickets to where?
Tickets to the gun show!
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Dude, I malverned your sister last night.
Aww, man. You capped her in the knee and slapped her with your wang?
Naw, that was yesterday when I O'Haraed her.
Oh, so you screwed a man and then made my sister give you a blowjob?
Yeah, that's it.
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Damn, after one year at Malvern, I'd rather eat out a donkey than stay here.
I know, man. I wish my parents loved me and had sent me to the Prep instead of this trashhole.
Oh, that sucks. You should visit the Prep! They gave me free tickets and show me how to use them to get girls with!
Tickets to where?
Tickets to the gun show!
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Dude, I malverned your sister last night.
Aww, man. You capped her in the knee and slapped her with your wang?
Naw, that was yesterday when I O'Haraed her.
Oh, so you screwed a man and then made my sister give you a blowjob?
Yeah, that's it.
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Damn, after one year at Malvern, I'd rather eat out a donkey than stay here.
I know, man. I wish my parents loved me and had sent me to the Prep instead of this trashhole.
by B Keel May 4, 2005