B*rad's definitions

flying uterus

The logo of the texas university whorns. Also a way of displaying ones gayness.

I thought that guy was about as cool as aids when I saw him making the sign of the "flying uterus" at the game.

by B*rad August 13, 2007

marsupial

When a male grabs the lower portion of his scrotum with both hands, pulling it out and upward towards himself, leaving his cock sticking out like a "marsupial in the pouch". Ususally for the entertaiment of others.

The dinner party ended when john pulled down his pants and did the "marsupial".

by B*rad August 12, 2007

He'iotch

Much like the dreaded Biotch the only difference is a He'iotch is a male. Hints the Spelling "HE" in He'iotch

Dude kept whining and complaining today about anything and everything like a little He'iotch

by B*RAD July 26, 2015

Drucifer

A guy that at one time was gods favorite angel. Banished to hell, with no room for him and Lucifer, he is forced to live his days on Earth.

Typically a guy that can charm your mom or your girlfriend into what ever they want

Someone of many talents and skills typically used in getting his way or making his way in every situation.

That dude over there hes Drucifer, don't let your hot mom meet him... he just might become your new step dad

Person 1 - "Who's the new guy?"
Person 2 - "Oh that's Drucifer, every one knows him!"

by B*RAD January 4, 2021

mold on your petunia

can be used to describe a nasty woman's genitalia, as in mold found in a nasty bathroom or kitchen,

can also be used as a question to let others around know the person is being moody for reasons not caused or involved with the much like how one may ask if you have sand in your vagina. using the phrase this way works on both male and female partys

EXAMPLE 1.
Guy one: No way I'd hit that!

Guy two: I know right I bet she has mold on her Petunia

EXAMPLE 2.
The man at the post office was a real jerk today; I asked him whats your deal do you have Mold on your petunia?

by B*RAD May 22, 2014