mapping the great lakes

when you gizz on a girls chest after a bj, causing it to run down and look like the great lakes.
I was supposed to go to work, but I was to busy "mapping the great lakes" on my chick.
by B*rad August 10, 2007
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do you need a spoon?

a question you ask someone right after they tell you to do some you don't agree with, you could just as easily say no or piss off but instead you go all out and ask them do you need a spoon.

it is typically followed by them asking why they would need a spoon, at that time you inform them it to eat your...

eat you ass, shit, piss, ect.
EXAMPLE 1.
boss man: You have to work this weekend.

employee: do you need a spoon?

boss man: why would I need a spoon?

employee: so you can eat my ass.

EXAMPLE 2.
Guy 1: I knew you was wrong about that movie... it sucked

Guy 2: Do you need a spoon?

Guy 1: why?

Guy 2: so you can eat my shit
by B*RAD May 23, 2014
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mud flap

Another word for tortilla. Mostly of the flour variety.
by B*rad August 10, 2007
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GET YOUR HAT TURNED OUT

the act of anal misshapenness by reaching the two thumb fingers of one in to another's rectum. then taking the other eight fingers rolling the butt hole outwards.

also known as rolling a doughnut, the Patric Swazy, and the pottery wheel.

hat turned out as in the way a magic hat, or the seen in ghost wear Patric Swazy is at the pottery wheel.
go get your hat turned out... and and then you cant walk right.
by B*RAD May 08, 2011
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mold on your petunia

can be used to describe a nasty woman's genitalia, as in mold found in a nasty bathroom or kitchen,

can also be used as a question to let others around know the person is being moody for reasons not caused or involved with the much like how one may ask if you have sand in your vagina. using the phrase this way works on both male and female partys
EXAMPLE 1.
Guy one: No way I'd hit that!

Guy two: I know right I bet she has mold on her Petunia

EXAMPLE 2.
The man at the post office was a real jerk today; I asked him whats your deal do you have Mold on your petunia?
by B*RAD May 22, 2014
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