Definitions by B*rad

mapping the great lakes 

when you gizz on a girls chest after a bj, causing it to run down and look like the great lakes.

I was supposed to go to work, but I was to busy "mapping the great lakes" on my chick.

mapping the great lakes by B*rad August 13, 2007

flying uterus 

The logo of the texas university whorns. Also a way of displaying ones gayness.

I thought that guy was about as cool as aids when I saw him making the sign of the "flying uterus" at the game.

flying uterus by B*rad August 13, 2007

house cat 

Person who likes to just hang out at home. Doesn't really like to get out.

Nah, I really don't get out. I'm just kind of a "house cat".

house cat by B*rad August 13, 2007

gum sitter

Great genitalia trick to be done while sitting down. This is accomplished when you sneak part of your sack out of your fly and hold it to the chair your sitting in. Then rise as much as you can while saying "awww man, looks like I sat in some gum."

Rebecca saw bill's nuts while he was doing the "gum sitter" for a couple of buddies.

gum sitter by B*rad August 13, 2007

marsupial 

When a male grabs the lower portion of his scrotum with both hands, pulling it out and upward towards himself, leaving his cock sticking out like a "marsupial in the pouch". Ususally for the entertaiment of others.

The dinner party ended when john pulled down his pants and did the "marsupial".

marsupial by B*rad August 12, 2007