marsupial

When a male grabs the lower portion of his scrotum with both hands, pulling it out and upward towards himself, leaving his cock sticking out like a "marsupial in the pouch". Ususally for the entertaiment of others.

The dinner party ended when john pulled down his pants and did the "marsupial".

by B*rad August 12, 2007

house cat

Person who likes to just hang out at home. Doesn't really like to get out.

Nah, I really don't get out. I'm just kind of a "house cat".

by B*rad August 13, 2007

gum sitter

Great genitalia trick to be done while sitting down. This is accomplished when you sneak part of your sack out of your fly and hold it to the chair your sitting in. Then rise as much as you can while saying "awww man, looks like I sat in some gum."

Rebecca saw bill's nuts while he was doing the "gum sitter" for a couple of buddies.

by B*rad August 13, 2007

mud flap

Another word for tortilla. Mostly of the flour variety.

Pass me one of those "mud flaps" karen.

by B*rad August 13, 2007

mold on your petunia

can be used to describe a nasty woman's genitalia, as in mold found in a nasty bathroom or kitchen,

can also be used as a question to let others around know the person is being moody for reasons not caused or involved with the much like how one may ask if you have sand in your vagina. using the phrase this way works on both male and female partys

EXAMPLE 1.
Guy one: No way I'd hit that!

Guy two: I know right I bet she has mold on her Petunia

EXAMPLE 2.
The man at the post office was a real jerk today; I asked him whats your deal do you have Mold on your petunia?

by B*RAD May 22, 2014